Comments | idkmybffsatan: ★ 『three』

idkmybffsatan

★ 『three』

Mar 31, 2009 00:46

SAM OLIVER NEEDS A ROOMMATE
See conditions below:

If you're a tool, you're automatically disqualified.
Do not have any intention of consuming me. (i.e: appendages, organs, blood, or sexual energy.)
If you have crazy powers, don't blow up the apartment.
No psychopath, demons, zombies, mass murderers, or evil villains.
Pay your part of the rent on time.

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malleableworld March 31 2009, 05:06:26 UTC

...well...

I'm a minor, but I'm all of the above? I hope.

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 05:07:41 UTC

Do you find me appetizing?

malleableworld March 31 2009, 05:08:04 UTC

....no?

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 05:12:06 UTC

Then we've got the start of a new roommate relationship.

Don't worry about being a minor.

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itsjustafruit March 31 2009, 05:07:24 UTC

Now that's just discriminatory.

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 05:08:17 UTC

I'm basing this off personal experience here.

Don't tell me you're hurt.

itsjustafruit March 31 2009, 05:09:13 UTC

I'm wounded to the core. Don't you think?

I already have a roommate, anyway.

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 05:13:07 UTC

I can see your heart bleeding from across the screen.

Mr. Phale...?

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this comment doesn't exist. okay, it does. also placeholder for bedtimes =D tofuinthesky March 31 2009, 05:09:57 UTC

okay so i lied. i wanted to finish it lol tofuinthesky March 31 2009, 05:11:47 UTC

What about aliens?

done! | private tofuinthesky March 31 2009, 05:12:49 UTC

Not that I want to move in with you or anything. I'm just asking since you listed everything else.

private idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 05:14:44 UTC

That line was a joke, Karolina.

But I don't think even you'd want a zombie living with you.

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haroicsacrifice March 31 2009, 05:22:18 UTC

You sure set your standards high!

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 05:26:17 UTC

High? I'd call these pretty basic.

haroicsacrifice March 31 2009, 05:30:55 UTC

I don't know, in the City of all places...

Well, I was kidding.

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 05:33:09 UTC

I think it's perfectly understandable for me to not want to be shanked or maimed by my roommate.

Though should have come up with a better way of screening the potentials.

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threeatonce March 31 2009, 05:29:48 UTC

I was good up until number four. I can't shake the evil villain. The vacation benefits are just way too good to pass up.

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 05:31:26 UTC

Oh.

Don't kill me.

threeatonce March 31 2009, 05:33:53 UTC

Too late. Me and my evil minions are headed your way with margaritas and an evil donkey show.

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 05:36:29 UTC

If you or any of your minions man handle me improperly, I'm charging sexual battery.

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