★ 『three』

[idkmybffsatan]

SAM OLIVER NEEDS A ROOMMATE
See conditions below:

• If you're a tool, you're automatically disqualified.
  
• Do not have any intention of consuming me. (i.e: appendages, organs, blood, or sexual energy.)
• If you have crazy powers, don't blow up the apartment.
• No psychopath, demons, zombies, mass murderers, or evil villains.
• Pay your part of the rent on time.

Comments

[malleableworld]

...well...

I'm a minor, but I'm all of the above? I hope.

[idkmybffsatan]

Do you find me appetizing?

[malleableworld]

....no?

[idkmybffsatan]

Then we've got the start of a new roommate relationship.

Don't worry about being a minor.

[malleableworld]

Well, it's only for a few more days, anyway.

[idkmybffsatan]

You're going to do something awesome for your big 18, right?

[malleableworld]

Well...

I was thinking maybe I'd go out...and...no, I don't have any plans.

[idkmybffsatan]

You should have a party.

[malleableworld]

Well, I don't have a lot of friends.

So do you want to move to my apartment? I used my last youth check and irresponsibly bought a 72 inch plasma screen.

1/2

[idkmybffsatan]

More of a reason to have a party and advertise in big font. You could even use some of that sparkle crap.

2/2

[idkmybffsatan]

...72 inch plasma screen with your youth check?

Do you think I could pass for 17?

[malleableworld]

I don't think that would really say Nate.

I don't know. But I'd really rather not have to move it again.

[idkmybffsatan]

What, do you want something more demure and sexy?

I'll move in with you. I don't have a lot of stuff yet.

[malleableworld]

Well, maybe something a little less flamboyant, anyway.

It's Building 12, apartment 922.

[idkmybffsatan]

Hey, sparkles are all the rage here. What better way is there to say HEY, HEY, HEY LOOK AT ME.

Alright, you'll be seeing me tomorrow then. I promise I'll clean the bathroom.

[malleableworld]

Well, I can see that's true.

If you need any help moving, let me know.