SAM OLIVER NEEDS A ROOMMATE
See conditions below:
- If you're a tool, you're automatically disqualified.
- Do not have any intention of consuming me. (i.e: appendages, organs, blood, or sexual energy.)
- If you have crazy powers, don't blow up the apartment.
- No psychopath, demons, zombies, mass murderers, or evil villains.
- Pay your part of the rent on time.
- Can you handle a mess? My room is a pigsty
- Will you be my video game buddy?
Please leave a message if you're interested!
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