Comments | idkmybffsatan: ★ 『three』

idkmybffsatan

★ 『three』

Mar 31, 2009 00:46

SAM OLIVER NEEDS A ROOMMATE
See conditions below:

If you're a tool, you're automatically disqualified.
Do not have any intention of consuming me. (i.e: appendages, organs, blood, or sexual energy.)
If you have crazy powers, don't blow up the apartment.
No psychopath, demons, zombies, mass murderers, or evil villains.
Pay your part of the rent on time.

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tothelibrary March 31 2009, 05:34:46 UTC

That's... really specific!

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 05:37:04 UTC

...Why is everyone saying that?

Is it that big of a deal to want a roommate that DOESN'T WANT TO KILL YOU?

tothelibrary March 31 2009, 05:38:08 UTC

No, I wasn't critiquing! It's good to be specific. I was impressed.

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 05:39:23 UTC

I've learned from experience that it's better to know what you're getting into.

Thanks.

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basstardchuck March 31 2009, 06:06:50 UTC

Is the last point a must?

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 21:21:27 UTC

It's preferred. But I think I've managed to find a safe roommate though.

...You don't even like Guitar Hero or Rockband? And I thought even non-gamers enjoyed them.

basstardchuck April 1 2009, 06:10:13 UTC

I don't think I've ever played those...

cal_sitter March 31 2009, 11:06:45 UTC

You're further weakening your previous LARP argument, or have you come to expect all of these things simply from being in the City too long?

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 21:22:00 UTC

...This is my second trip to the City?

I think I've gained enough experience points to know when to be cautious.

cal_sitter March 31 2009, 21:27:07 UTC

At least you have that much good sense.

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 21:30:45 UTC

If you're secretly jealous of my LARP posse, you're free to join.

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mr_phale March 31 2009, 15:33:30 UTC

Goodness... it sounds as though you've a history of, er. Poor roommates.

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 21:22:54 UTC

Actually, all my roommates have been pretty awesome. This is just a safeguard for the City.

Though it looks like you have fun roommate.

mr_phale April 1 2009, 01:53:29 UTC

Well, we're old friends... I'm rather accustomed to his, er... peculiarities.

idkmybffsatan April 1 2009, 02:12:35 UTC

So he does eat babies?

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lovingmybamfgun March 31 2009, 20:27:25 UTC

I see you already found a roommate, not that I needed another one myself. The current one is a handful and he doesn't even pay the rent.

But I could always use another gaming buddy. I'm Mickey. Mickey Smith.

idkmybffsatan March 31 2009, 21:30:01 UTC

A good friend, I'm guessing.?

Hey, and so could I! I'm Sam.

lovingmybamfgun March 31 2009, 21:36:13 UTC

Yeah, from my own world. Or one of them, anyway. He arrived here not long ago, hasn't got a job yet.

Favourite console?

idkmybffsatan April 1 2009, 01:30:19 UTC

Better prod him, or he'll never get a job.

It's split between the Xbox and the PS2.