BILTON & SCAGGS
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[Accidental Voice]

--Er, well, yes, certainly I can see why you'd feel that way, but he isn't here and I'd like to think that- what was that?

[There's a barely-audible unintelligible rustling, that sounds as though it might have some hint of meaning, if only you could hear it a little better. The angel pauses, listening to it. Imagine him ( Read more... )

Actually, I rather enjoy these. They're-- er-- unusual, certainly, but they never fail to be interesting.

Hullo, visitors.

[Accidental Voice Post]

Hmph...

[There's a sound of rustling leaves, a hollow metallic bang and slosh. It's a watering can, whacking the side of a table, if you're curious. Aziraphale is watering the plants, and muttering to himself, oblivious to the fact that he's being recorded.]

...if you come back, you'd best not complain about my ( Read more... )

You know, at home, I have a complete set of the Infamous Bibles. Every single delightful one of them. Sometimes the thought of it breaks my heart-- my poor Buggre Alle This Bible, please pardon my language, sitting alone and unregarded in the back room. Or Revelation in its glass case, with no one to triple-check the humidity settings, to make ( Read more... )

[AUDIO / ACTION FOR PEOPLE OUT AND ABOUT IN THE CIRCUS]

Oh! well-- I might suggest that if any of you are wearing anything, ah, flammable, you might want to. Sit a little further back. Just in case, I mean, one never knows...

All right, and as you see, there's nothing in the hat now, nor under it... But, let me just cover it with my mystical ( Read more... )

As... er, unusual as such matters are at the best of times in the City, I think it works much better than yesterday's mess. I trust no irate spirits caused any trouble in the shop yesterday. But, as is generally the case, things are back to what passes for normal. Though lately I've had the sense that I ought to be paying more attention... to... ( Read more... )

It's pouring, absolutely.

Really, rain always makes me a tad nostalgic-- not for better times, I wouldn't say. But nostalgic nonetheless. That does keep it from seeming dreary, at least. Though this is a bit excessive. Not as bad as it could be, provided it dries up relatively soon. Then again with this City one never knows what madness ( Read more... )

Ooh, today is an absolutely lovely day, isn't it? People have been in such a pleasant mood, and all the flowers everywhere. Honestly I didn't really have it in me to, er, be productive; so I closed up shop early and went for a stroll.

Hmn, but everyone seems to be in such a cheery mood. If you, ah... ask me, we could do with more of this ( Read more... )

Er. Certainly it seems rather crowded today. Honestly I don't really mind the added business, but please, do be careful... I'm back to having to straighten up here myself, you know. Ah, miss Xiao Yan Zi, I do hope things are well with you at home...

Well, given, er. Prior experiences, I expect this shan't last long. Welcome, for what little ( Read more... )