28th Edition :: Do any of you young 'uns have such a thing as a thruppeny bit about your persons?
[AUDIO / ACTION FOR PEOPLE OUT AND ABOUT IN THE CIRCUS]
Oh! well-- I might suggest that if any of you are wearing anything, ah, flammable, you might want to. Sit a little further back. Just in case, I mean, one never knows...
All right, and as you see, there's nothing in the hat now, nor under it... But, let me just cover it with my mystical cloth, and-- er...
And...
Oh, the poor... ah... bother, hold on a moment...
[There's a pause, then a frantic flutter as a very confused dove finds itself mysteriously reunited with its mortal coil.]
VOILA!
[The so-called magician pauses, in the vain hopes that someone will applaud...]
[ooc; PHALE IS DOING MAGIC TRICKS, as per usual, and they are awful, as per usual. Feel free to treat this as action and he will phale to do magic for you. ♥ management not responsible for singed eyebrows.]
Oh! well-- I might suggest that if any of you are wearing anything, ah, flammable, you might want to. Sit a little further back. Just in case, I mean, one never knows...
All right, and as you see, there's nothing in the hat now, nor under it... But, let me just cover it with my mystical cloth, and-- er...
And...
Oh, the poor... ah... bother, hold on a moment...
[There's a pause, then a frantic flutter as a very confused dove finds itself mysteriously reunited with its mortal coil.]
VOILA!
[The so-called magician pauses, in the vain hopes that someone will applaud...]
[ooc; PHALE IS DOING MAGIC TRICKS, as per usual, and they are awful, as per usual. Feel free to treat this as action and he will phale to do magic for you. ♥ management not responsible for singed eyebrows.]