SAM OLIVER NEEDS A ROOMMATE
See conditions below:
- If you're a tool, you're automatically disqualified.
- Do not have any intention of consuming me. (i.e: appendages, organs, blood, or sexual energy.)
- If you have crazy powers, don't blow up the apartment.
- No psychopath, demons, zombies, mass murderers, or evil villains.
- Pay your part of the rent on time.
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Is it that big of a deal to want a roommate that DOESN'T WANT TO KILL YOU?
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
...I'm Dawn.
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I'm Sam. Of the Oliver variety.
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Well, I'm of the Summers variety, if we're hitting up last names. Nice to meet you, Sam.
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Why are there so many Sam's here?
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...The City hates you?
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Do you like fighting games?
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