SAM OLIVER NEEDS A ROOMMATE
See conditions below:
- If you're a tool, you're automatically disqualified.
- Do not have any intention of consuming me. (i.e: appendages, organs, blood, or sexual energy.)
- If you have crazy powers, don't blow up the apartment.
- No psychopath, demons, zombies, mass murderers, or evil villains.
- Pay your part of the rent on time.
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Well, I was kidding.
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Though should have come up with a better way of screening the potentials.
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Then they'll come during the night and slit your throat while you're sleeping.
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That's pretty depressing.
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Haha, I meant that I haven't been attacked myself. Not that I haven't been myself--who else would I be?
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Really tells a lot about the City.
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