★ 『three』

[idkmybffsatan]

SAM OLIVER NEEDS A ROOMMATE
See conditions below:

• If you're a tool, you're automatically disqualified.
  
• Do not have any intention of consuming me. (i.e: appendages, organs, blood, or sexual energy.)
• If you have crazy powers, don't blow up the apartment.
• No psychopath, demons, zombies, mass murderers, or evil villains.
• Pay your part of the rent on time.

Comments

this comment doesn't exist. okay, it does. also placeholder for bedtimes =D

[tofuinthesky]

okay so i lied. i wanted to finish it lol

[tofuinthesky]

What about aliens?

done! | private

[tofuinthesky]

Not that I want to move in with you or anything. I'm just asking since you listed everything else.

private

[idkmybffsatan]

That line was a joke, Karolina.

But I don't think even you'd want a zombie living with you.

private

[tofuinthesky]

It didn't sound funny.

No, they stink. And they try to eat you. I could never sleep knowing a zombie's in the next room.

[ooc: BED FOR REAL THIS TIME. /kills self]

private 1/2

[idkmybffsatan]

It's hard to pick up sarcasm in text form.

2/2 - NIGHT /sob I want to sleep

[idkmybffsatan]

And it'd keep you up all night with all the growling and screaming.

1/2 private

[tofuinthesky]

Then maybe you should stop trying?

2/3 PFFT I CANT COUNT

[tofuinthesky]

I already get growling and screaming and we don't have a zombie

Well, more growling than screaming because of Old Lace but there's sometimes scream-

3/3

[tofuinthesky]

Ignore that I said any of that, okay?

1/2

[idkmybffsatan]

Maybe you should lighten up.

2/2

[idkmybffsatan]

...You realize we're in the City. Whatever "Old Lace" is probably won't cause me any mental trauma.