Dear God, Torrid...WHY?!

O_o

Ye gods.

Ugh, I feel SO RIDICULOUSLY GUILTY ( Read more... )

So I went to Meijer's and bought a scale after ages of putting it off. I decided on getting a Weight Watchers digital scale (even though it was $30 and I'm such a cheapass I almost had a heart attack when it came time to swipe my card) because it's identical to the one my mom has and the one we have at work in the break room, so I figured I could ( Read more... )

Dear PETA:

No. No, no, no, no, NO.

Do not spew forth this bullshit about how “Sexy women and the Super Bowl go together like bees and flowers." It's bad enough that the entire night was filled with sexist ad after sexist ad after sexist ad. Now you're trying to capitalize on that? Yep, that makes absolute sense. Quick, save the animals! But it' ( Read more... )

I have a strange response to self-indulgent thoughts ( Read more... )

Cuz I'm selling all my old PVC clothing.

( Everything below the cut! )

Happy moment of the morning ( Read more... )

I would like to make yet another statement of public interest.

FUCKING OMG CASCADIAN FARMS RASPBERRY JELLY

O
M
F
G.

I'm so tempted to eat the entire jar just by itself with a spoon :O Fucking delicious.

Plus, they score an A in the Better World Shopping Guide (which, BTW, ALL of you need to own).

^_____^

Before I leave for work, I would like to make a statement of public interest.

Adam & Eve Magic Massagers for the motherfucking WIN.

That is all.

EDIT: Does Amazon have some sort of text-editing software in place? I just noticed that in the product description, it says "Adam & Eve - Magic Massager powerful deep mbuttocksaging vibrations ( Read more... )

I just don't even have words for the despair I feel right now ( Read more... )