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Doctor Zoidberg, Futurama

Feb 14, 2007 11:30

*Eyes the paper*

"What’s this? A meal for Zoidberg?" *gobbles up the paper*

*Picks up the pen*

"And an after dinner-mint? How fancy!" *Munches on the pen-mint*

( Faaaabulous! )

application, john zoidberg

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Vote: SQUIB secondfastest February 14 2007, 20:02:19 UTC

Fucking Odin, it's another lobster! And this one's talking! "YOU AIN'T GONNA GET ME!" Toki shrieks at it.

( ... )

Re: Vote: SQUIB whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 20:12:46 UTC

Oh no! Zoidberg has been getting along so well! Maybe Toki doesn't find him manly enough? That's why no women like Zoidberg!

"Wait, friend!"

*Puffs out Dorsal fin, foams at the mouth, and runs after Toki*

"Zoidberg is very manly! We could even fight, if you like!"

Re: Vote: SQUIB secondfastest February 14 2007, 20:17:58 UTC

There's no fucking way that Toki's going to be tricked in to fighting with a giant STD. He likes his junk fine where it is, thank you very much. And oh dear, it seems to have rabies. "I know what you wants! You's gonna make my dick falls off!" He backs away as quickly as possible and wishes he had a gun or a bat or a mace or something. "My friend has shampoo!" he warns.

Re: Vote: SQUIB whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 20:25:28 UTC

*stands up straight*

"Are you offering to shampoo Zoidberg's shell? Oh, your kindness is touching! I haven't been washed in years!"

*embraces Toki in an arm-pinning hug*

"Truly, you are a noble friend!"

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doodily_doo February 14 2007, 20:08:02 UTC

((Hee! Zoidberg! So good! I shove in.. PICKLES, only because... now my brain has decided to want to see these two have a conversation and decide whether or not you could understand a word between them.))

Pickles was bored. This sorting room was pretty lame. Just kind of... four walls and... that table with all the applications on it. At least he had clothes on now, but... man, he'd been out of booze for a while now. Lost track of the seconds, even. ...A long amount of seconds.

So! Distractions! Like this... weird pink thing!

"So, lobster dude, huh?" he asked, resisting the urge to poke Zoidberg... somewhere. Just to see how squishy he was, really. "That's, eh. That's pretty brutal."

whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 20:16:03 UTC

"Why thank you, friend! Now, Zoidberg is cool enough to be a 'dude'! I never dared dream!"

*points to Pickles' hair*

"Are those tentacles I'm seeing? Eh?"

doodily_doo February 14 2007, 20:43:51 UTC

What? Tentacles? Pickles picks at one of his dreadlocks and shrugs. "Nah. That's uh. Yeah, that's a dreadlock." Then, like he's talking to a special educated child, "DREEEAADDDLOOOOCCCKKKK." And drops the dread, glancing to Zoidberg's own tentacle... things... and squinting his eyes. "Man, that'd be totally brutal. Dude, tentacles."

Oh, God, he really wanted to poke it...

whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 21:08:43 UTC

"A DREEEAADDDLOOOOCCCKKKK, you say? That's not nearly as useful! You deserve better! How's about it, want a new set of tentacles?"

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wh0_kill3d_m3 February 14 2007, 20:26:02 UTC

Why haven't you eaten lately, Dr. Zoidberg?

whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 20:41:50 UTC

*primps*

"I'm trying to keep my figure? What, a man can't feel beautiful? I have feelings too, you know!"

((Oh, Laura. Such a good person...))

wh0_kill3d_m3 February 14 2007, 20:53:59 UTC

Sure they can. Feelings of hunger. Naturally.

What kind of comedy do you do?

whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 21:15:29 UTC

*doesn't hear a word Laura says, beyond agreeing with him and asking about his comedic stylings*

"Oh, I do all sorts of comedy! Almost always when standing up! I'm multi-talented, you see."

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tolo_nan_galad February 14 2007, 20:57:22 UTC

((ooc - eeeek!!! Galadriel-mun LOVES her some Zoidberg!!!))

Galadriel entered the Sorting Room, having now herself been sorted a short while ago. She was intrigued when she saw the creature in a white coat. She approached the - person.

"Mae Govannon. I am Galadriel. What is a Deli?"

whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 21:11:46 UTC

*Grabs Galadriel by the shoulders*

"You poor man! You don't know what a Deli is? Or do they refuse to serve you, like they refuse Zoidberg!? It's just wrong, I say!"

tolo_nan_galad February 14 2007, 21:24:53 UTC

Galadriel swiftly divested herself of the creature's claws.

"I have not been refused, I simply have not encountered one, not knowing what it is. I am not from this world, nor your world. And indeed, refusal to serve one's - um, fellows - is wrong."

She nodded to him. "Also, I am not a man. I am elf-kind. What manner of creature are you?"

whoopwhoowhoop February 16 2007, 05:02:43 UTC

"Did you say elk-kind? I went to school with an elk named Lenny. He was woooonderful company!"

*stares*

"You don't look like Lenny, though. Were you born deformed? No worries, Zoidberg can fix that! We'll start from the horns, and work our way down!"

*pauses*

"I'm a doctor, of course! We'll need to fix that eyesight too."

researcher42 February 14 2007, 21:51:35 UTC

"So what does it cost to get an extra arm installed these days, Doc?"

whoopwhoowhoop February 15 2007, 03:53:36 UTC

"25 million dollars"

*winks suggestively*

"Unless you are a friend of Zooooidberg..."

researcher42 February 15 2007, 08:43:51 UTC

"Oh? What do you charge your friends?" Ford asked blankly.

whoopwhoowhoop February 16 2007, 05:18:48 UTC

"A trip to the day-spa together. Or a gondola ride. I appreciate the quality time, I do!"

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