Doctor Zoidberg, Futurama

[whoopwhoowhoop]

*Eyes the paper*

"What’s this? A meal for Zoidberg?" *gobbles up the paper*

*Picks up the pen*

"And an after dinner-mint? How fancy!" *Munches on the pen-mint*

Comments

[wh0_kill3d_m3]

Why haven't you eaten lately, Dr. Zoidberg?

[whoopwhoowhoop]

*primps*

"I'm trying to keep my figure? What, a man can't feel beautiful? I have feelings too, you know!"

((Oh, Laura. Such a good person...))

[wh0_kill3d_m3]

Sure they can. Feelings of hunger. Naturally.

What kind of comedy do you do?

[whoopwhoowhoop]

*doesn't hear a word Laura says, beyond agreeing with him and asking about his comedic stylings*

"Oh, I do all sorts of comedy! Almost always when standing up! I'm multi-talented, you see."

[wh0_kill3d_m3]

Well, you're standin' up now, aren't you? *waggles a hand in a 'c'mon' gesture* G'head. Hit me with a joke.

[whoopwhoowhoop]

*lights up*

"Absolutely! Here we go."

*clear throat*

"Good evening ladies and germs! Look at you earthlings, what with your hyperspace airline transportation. What's the deal with those protein portions? More like, barf-tein portions!"

*waits expectantly*