Doctor Zoidberg, Futurama

[whoopwhoowhoop]

*Eyes the paper*

"What’s this? A meal for Zoidberg?" *gobbles up the paper*

*Picks up the pen*

"And an after dinner-mint? How fancy!" *Munches on the pen-mint*

Comments

[researcher42]

"So what does it cost to get an extra arm installed these days, Doc?"

[whoopwhoowhoop]

"25 million dollars"

*winks suggestively*

"Unless you are a friend of Zooooidberg..."

[researcher42]

"Oh? What do you charge your friends?" Ford asked blankly.

[whoopwhoowhoop]

"A trip to the day-spa together. Or a gondola ride. I appreciate the quality time, I do!"

Vote: Hufflepuff

[researcher42]

"Yes, well who doesn't." Definitely not worth it. Not even to improve his ski-boxing.

"I'm thinking Hufflepuff. You have a nice day Doc."