Re: Vote: SQUIBsecondfastestFebruary 14 2007, 20:17:58 UTC
There's no fucking way that Toki's going to be tricked in to fighting with a giant STD. He likes his junk fine where it is, thank you very much. And oh dear, it seems to have rabies. "I know what you wants! You's gonna make my dick falls off!" He backs away as quickly as possible and wishes he had a gun or a bat or a mace or something. "My friend has shampoo!" he warns.
Re: Vote: SQUIBsecondfastestFebruary 14 2007, 20:41:09 UTC
FUCK. Toki squirms and attempts to flail and kick and get the hell away from the lobster, but he's held tight. "I just wanna keep my dick! Wait... you wants to be my friend?" Oh, this has potential. Mostly of the "getting back at Skwisgaar" variety.
Re: Vote: SQUIBsecondfastestFebruary 14 2007, 21:10:25 UTC
"...sure! Wait. That wasn't it, but body parts is metal. See, I'll vote you somewheres and you does me a little bitty favor. I gots this friend, and we should wakes him up one morning. Sound good?"
Vote change: RavensclawsecondfastestFebruary 15 2007, 15:47:16 UTC
"Milkshakes is awesome! I likes the chocolate ones, and sometimes it's even okay without vodka!" Hey, maybe giant talking lobsters aren't so bad after all. "So I gotta vote you somewheres. You're a doctor... they all go to Ravensclaw!"
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"Wait, friend!"
*Puffs out Dorsal fin, foams at the mouth, and runs after Toki*
"Zoidberg is very manly! We could even fight, if you like!"
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"Are you offering to shampoo Zoidberg's shell? Oh, your kindness is touching! I haven't been washed in years!"
*embraces Toki in an arm-pinning hug*
"Truly, you are a noble friend!"
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"But I thought we were friends! What did I do wrong?"
*Shoulders sag*
"I understand. I'll just go sit in corner...all alone. Oh, why does everyone always leave me in the end?!"
*Sobs*
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"Of course they do! What do you need? An extra torso?"
*Roots around medical bag for spare body parts*
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