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Doctor Zoidberg, Futurama

Feb 14, 2007 11:30

*Eyes the paper*

"What’s this? A meal for Zoidberg?" *gobbles up the paper*

*Picks up the pen*

"And an after dinner-mint? How fancy!" *Munches on the pen-mint*

( Faaaabulous! )

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Vote: SQUIB secondfastest February 14 2007, 20:02:19 UTC

Fucking Odin, it's another lobster! And this one's talking! "YOU AIN'T GONNA GET ME!" Toki shrieks at it.

Re: Vote: SQUIB whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 20:12:46 UTC

Oh no! Zoidberg has been getting along so well! Maybe Toki doesn't find him manly enough? That's why no women like Zoidberg!

"Wait, friend!"

*Puffs out Dorsal fin, foams at the mouth, and runs after Toki*

"Zoidberg is very manly! We could even fight, if you like!"

Re: Vote: SQUIB secondfastest February 14 2007, 20:17:58 UTC

There's no fucking way that Toki's going to be tricked in to fighting with a giant STD. He likes his junk fine where it is, thank you very much. And oh dear, it seems to have rabies. "I know what you wants! You's gonna make my dick falls off!" He backs away as quickly as possible and wishes he had a gun or a bat or a mace or something. "My friend has shampoo!" he warns.

Re: Vote: SQUIB whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 20:25:28 UTC

*stands up straight*

"Are you offering to shampoo Zoidberg's shell? Oh, your kindness is touching! I haven't been washed in years!"

*embraces Toki in an arm-pinning hug*

"Truly, you are a noble friend!"

Re: Vote: SQUIB secondfastest February 14 2007, 20:41:09 UTC

FUCK. Toki squirms and attempts to flail and kick and get the hell away from the lobster, but he's held tight. "I just wanna keep my dick! Wait... you wants to be my friend?" Oh, this has potential. Mostly of the "getting back at Skwisgaar" variety.

Re: Vote: SQUIB whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 20:45:45 UTC

*Releases Toki*

"But I thought we were friends! What did I do wrong?"

*Shoulders sag*

"I understand. I'll just go sit in corner...all alone. Oh, why does everyone always leave me in the end?!"

*Sobs*

Re: Vote: SQUIB secondfastest February 14 2007, 20:47:48 UTC

"No, wait! We is friends! And friend does favors for each other, right?"

Re: Vote: SQUIB whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 21:06:22 UTC

"Oh thank goodness! I thought I'd lost you- and we've been friends such a long time!"

"Of course they do! What do you need? An extra torso?"

*Roots around medical bag for spare body parts*

Re: Vote: SQUIB secondfastest February 14 2007, 21:10:25 UTC

"...sure! Wait. That wasn't it, but body parts is metal. See, I'll vote you somewheres and you does me a little bitty favor. I gots this friend, and we should wakes him up one morning. Sound good?"

Re: Vote: SQUIB whoopwhoowhoop February 15 2007, 04:18:44 UTC

"That sounds excellent! Any friend of yours is a friend of Zoidberg's. Maybe we can all go out for mid-morning milkshakes? Eh?"

Vote change: Ravensclaw secondfastest February 15 2007, 15:47:16 UTC

"Milkshakes is awesome! I likes the chocolate ones, and sometimes it's even okay without vodka!" Hey, maybe giant talking lobsters aren't so bad after all. "So I gotta vote you somewheres. You're a doctor... they all go to Ravensclaw!"

Re: Vote change: Ravensclaw whoopwhoowhoop February 16 2007, 05:17:00 UTC

"That would be woooonderful! My best friend muppet-person is in that bird! It'll be a tight fit, but Zoidberg knows how to spoon!"

Re: Vote: SQUIB doodily_doo February 14 2007, 22:31:19 UTC

((Haha! Oh, God, Squib!underwater friends. Totally win XD))

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