Ahhh, I remember it like it was just yesterday: my mom and I were playing our very favorite game in the entire world, aka WB Scene It. Now, if you've played this one, you know it's not exactly the most quality of Scene It games. Its question pool is pitifully small, you can go through almost the entire DVD in about 2 hours, and the questions are so ( Read more... )

( it's a bird, it's a plane, it's part deux )

This got so long that I have to post it in two parts, WHAT? So much for not having ideas ( Read more... )

All right, fellows. Who's ready for another night aboard the funtrain?!

( tally ho, my good chaps! )

Black holes scare the utter living shit out of me. The mere thought that something exists in this universe that can draw in any damn thing it wants and totally wipe it from existence is horrifying at best, nightmarishly nauseating at worst. It's like a kid drinking a milkshake through a straw, and we are the milkshake, and there's nothing we can do ( Read more... )

oh man, just so I don't lose this or anything:


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OH GOD. If Sam Carter had been on that elevator this movie would have been 300 times better. And 3 minutes long because she would have fixed the elevator or hauled them all to safety with her fucking teeth or something in three seconds flat.

- cheapmetaphorgoooooooood morning, friends. Ready for another dose of sanity-eroding cinema? Brace yourselves for round ( Read more... )

I'd like to think that I'm somewhat of a shitty media pro by this point. I've been watching truly awful movies and sometimes truly awful television all for the sake of just one person that I adore for six years now. That's a lot of time to be willingly inflicting pain upon oneself. Why, it almost feels like yesterday that I watched Throw Momma From ( Read more... )

I got a new friend in the mail today.

And by friend I mean harbinger of death and terrible destruction.


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Still workin' through my Continuum feelings. A couple of nights ago, I decided that during a certain decade-long interim in the movie, somebody met Helen Magnus instead of being lonely for ten years. And then I wrote about it! I'll admit I'm unsure as to all the logistics of many many things here, but I really wanted to write this, SO. Also, I ( Read more... )