All right, fellows. Who's ready for another night aboard the funtrain?!

( tally ho, my good chaps! )

Black holes scare the utter living shit out of me. The mere thought that something exists in this universe that can draw in any damn thing it wants and totally wipe it from existence is horrifying at best, nightmarishly nauseating at worst. It's like a kid drinking a milkshake through a straw, and we are the milkshake, and there's nothing we can do ( Read more... )

OH GOD. If Sam Carter had been on that elevator this movie would have been 300 times better. And 3 minutes long because she would have fixed the elevator or hauled them all to safety with her fucking teeth or something in three seconds flat.

- cheapmetaphorgoooooooood morning, friends. Ready for another dose of sanity-eroding cinema? Brace yourselves for round ( Read more... )

I'd like to think that I'm somewhat of a shitty media pro by this point. I've been watching truly awful movies and sometimes truly awful television all for the sake of just one person that I adore for six years now. That's a lot of time to be willingly inflicting pain upon oneself. Why, it almost feels like yesterday that I watched Throw Momma From ( Read more... )

did candy lose a bet or something? WHY IS SHE IN THIS?

- missparker

The world may never know.

GOD I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED AND I ALREADY FEEL SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE.

( please keep your arms and hands inside the vehicle and be prepared to use your brain bleach. you did bring some... didn't you? )

Well, yeah, here we are! It's time for the Footsteps spam.

I have to warn you beforehand: this movie is so bad. So much worse than I ever thought it would be. This thing makes Mary & Tim look like Hamlet. I just... lmao I wish I could upload the trailer because it's certainly an ill omen of things to come if ever there was one. I don't know, it ( Read more... )

Well, friends. Here we are. We've reached the end of our wonderful journey. I myself personally feel as if I need a very long, very hot shower in order to properly cleanse myself, and I suspect that all of you who have been keeping up feel the same way.

I have to confess that each time I watch this movie, I'm actually endeared to just a little bit ( Read more... )

WHICH ONE OF YOU HEROES IS EDITING MURPHY INTO MORE ARTICLES ON TV TROPES

"BACK FROM THE DEAD" WASN'T THERE LAST NIGHT; I KNOW IT'S GOTTA BE ONE OF YOU

COME OUT AND LET ME KISS YOU

dizzytara, here is your drawing! lmao.

Okay, I have had a little bit of a request, in that orangespaces thinks that this shit should be public. I think I... agree with her! I'm a little ( Read more... )

Uh. TV Land. WHAT in the name of GOD are you doing. These guys are gonna push me right off the deep end. All I could do when I saw this was laugh like a maniac. This had better be a goddamn typo. If they're gonna do this again, the least they can do is still show episodes in order.hnnnnnngggggggg there was an episode coming up that I've never seen ( Read more... )

Welcome, friends, to the second installment of the glorious saga of that ultimate OTP known as Mary and Tim.

( LAST TIME... )