stuck, part 2 - I couldn't make the delorean work, marty

[gingasaur]

OH GOD. If Sam Carter had been on that elevator this movie would have been 300 times better. And 3 minutes long because she would have fixed the elevator or hauled them all to safety with her fucking teeth or something in three seconds flat.

- cheapmetaphorgoooooooood morning, friends. Ready for another dose of sanity-eroding cinema? Brace yourselves for round

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[janneys]

Wow. That was way heavy. Snaps for having the stremph to post this. For the record, I am lying here still trying to process what I just read.

[gingasaur]

Yeeep. Welcome to my world. It's ten times worse to actually watch it. And I thought, "oh, hey, I've seen it once, no way it'll be as bad this time," and it was worse. I just. god. FUCK YOU, MOVIE.

[tendre_posion]

I can't even bring myself to watch this a second time, let alone cap it.

OH QUEEN T, THE THINGS WE DO FOR YOU.

Even though she's the best thing about this movie.

[gingasaur]

THE THINGS WE DO INDEED. I gotta give myself about a week-long breather now before I start The Void, pfff.

[adventurepants]

I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS GOING TO HAVE TO CHEW THEIR OWN ARM OFF OR SOMETHING. THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

Nnn, I am p. disturbed and I think Fluffy is too because she will NOT leave me alone right at this moment. She's all, "I'll walk on the computer if you stop petting me!" Because she needs comfort.

AMANDA, WHY???

[gingasaur]

drhklgsdf FLUFFY. I'm here for her, tell her I'm here for her. And no, no arms chewed off, lmfao but wouldn't that have been a better ending because then at least it would've been funny. Go on, Gordon, sacrifice that appendage for the greater good.

I am here for you too, get in this hug, we'll suffer together.

[adventurepants]

Lol omg I had really convinced myself that Martouf was going to get his arm chopped off or something. I REALLY THOUGHT LOSS OF LIMB WAS WHERE THIS WAS GOING, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. dfa;lsdj me.

Fluffy says ty Aunt Christine. She put her party hat on to try to make up for this movie happening!

[gingasaur]

ohhhh you, I'm laughing so hard right now you don't even know.

Fluffy knows just what to do to make me have a smile on my face, nnnn. party hat!

[cheapmetaphor]

God it was really hard to read that story again, though a little bit less upsetting just seeing on the page rather than having Amanda Tapping rip your heart out. I swear, in my mind the story went on *forever* but it doesn't look any longer than the others up there. Oh god, I am so emotionally exhausted.

LIZZIE COME HERE FOR ALL THE HUGS. Okay, you too Bernie. BERNIE, STOP THAT.

ALSO A HUG FOR CHRISTINE. It's over, it's done. I will never complain about The Void again.

[gingasaur]

ngsldkld though a little bit less upsetting just seeing on the page rather than having Amanda Tapping rip your heart out. THIS THIS THIS except I didn't have that luxury, sobsobsob.

The story kind of did go on forever, though. But its basic length really isn't any different, you are right.

nnngggghhhh the void. I can't even touch it for like a week now. I don't care that she's gonna jump on somebody's back; I NEED A BREAK.

[gingasaur]

lmfalskh WELL I'M GLAD YOU CAME OUT OF IT WITH AN UNBROKEN SOUL; let me have a slice of yours, please.