[omega!] generation four.one
WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?
No, my friends, your eyes do not deceive you - I am back, and I come bearing an Omega update. I actually have a couple to post and now that my computer issues are more or less resolved, I can finally get back to the serious business that is SIMS.
Warnings: Drug references (but only if you have a problem with toothless meth-heads), swearing GODDAMN RIGHT, and not much plot development. (Like I ever have plot development that isn't YAYBABIES.)
This update features sims by upendoaushi, sounseelie and sixamsims (by way of an off-camera pollination).
We start off with Lima endlessly stargazing.
And with it paying off! Abduction time!
Lima: MUST. WASH. I'll never be clean again D:
Pacifiers are confusing and make Lima nauseous. NO JK HE'S JUST PREGS.
Corinne du Poe (upendoaushi) stops by to say hello. (Wow, that rhymed!)
She's really presh and doll-like, but unfortunately she and Lima have negative chemistry. He doesn't like ANYONE.
Finally, after like two weeks, Lima finds a job in law.
And immediately has to go on paternity leave.
Since there's a new baby on the way, I decide Lima absolutely MUST settle down. And his best bet (i.e. the sim he has two bolts with) is Anka, by sounseelie.
Uh, this picture's kind of out of order. BUT LOL IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY.
Since Lima's a cradle robber, Anka has to grow up before she can move in.
Here are her stats. (Also: she's into vampires? Must remember that for later.)
Anka: *studies*
It can't just be work, work, work. (Well, it CAN, but that's not much fun, is it?)
Lima's alien baby! (Remember: this baby will NOT be eligible for heirship.)
Lima immediately puts the infant on the floor. Nice.
Meet Papa! Her other parent is Quinn, a pollination technician made by (I believe) sixamsims. She has default alien skin, alien eyes and black hair.
Anka is such a good surrogate mother. (Also, I'm using that "breastfeed" hack - I love it so much. No bottles everywhere! Way convenient.)
Bathtime, stinky green baby.
Ugh, Repoman. I ALWAYS forget to pay the bills. (And LOL @ random Servo.)
Repoman: AHAHA SAY BYE BYE TO THIS HUGE ROCK
Yeah, it was covering that projectable sky. Lima was really sad.
Anka's pregnant!
YAY FINALLY. But of course she's immediately on maternity leave. SIGH.
Instead of taking care of his child, Lima spends all his time building robots or scratching his head with a screwdriver or some shit.
Papa's birthday!
ALOHA TODDLER PAPA
I love this picture so much. Mostly because of Papa, but also because it is so indicative of the family dynamic. Anka is nurturing Lima's alien bastard while he's busy doing the Rubik's SPHERE. So lame.
But again, I mostly like it because PAPA EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*TAKES DEEP BREATH*
Okay, that's enough of Papa. Here's Anka popping again.
Kilo comes by for a visit. He and Lima still have a really good relationship. (Lima doesn't talk to any of his other siblings.)
Kilo and Lima have a really, REALLY good relationship.
JUST KIDDING. That's the "family kiss" interaction, swear to God!
Kilo: Nice to meet you, fat grape lady!
Lima: Hey! She may be a fat grape lady, but she's MY fat grape lady!
Anka: *has the patience of Job*
Lima pays more attention to Anka's unborn fetus than he does to Papa.
Oh snap! Marriage! (I kind of wanted to leave them in a committed partnership, but I was worried Anka's babies would have the wrong last name.)
Pregnant… dancing cherry lady?
ANKA IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER.
(Meanwhile, Lima goes back to his study of robotics.)
Apparently smustling is a surefire way to induce labor. Who knew?
Welcome to the world, baby Quebec! She has Anka's skin (or at least, it LOOKS like Anka's skin), both parents' alien eyes, and Lima's black hair.
EEEEEE- Okay, I'm done.
Papa: *IS THE FUCKING CUTEST THING EVER*
She reminds me of baby Kilo… Due primarily to my blatant favoritism.
Quebec: OPA!
Ka-ching! Even though Lima's super busy with his robots, he manages to get promoted. (In case you forgot, his LTW is to become THE LAW.) You're on your way, kid!
Lima: *pretends to be involved in his child's life*
Papa's birthday! They grow up so fast.
She's… still cute. But I liked her better as a toddler. (That's true about most children. In real life, too.)
AW OKAY I STILL LOVE HER.
Since there are now two little ones in the house, I added on an addition upstairs. (Added on an addition? That's a little redundant.)
Papa: Don't talk to me, you tattooed stranger!
Oh, Quebec's birthday. I think she has a different skin. And no teeth? God, enough with the meth, already.
Um, yeah. I'm not taking pictures of important events. Anka was pregnant, again. And now she's having a baby!
… and I'm leaving you with that!
Missed an entry? OH NOES!
1.0 || 1.1 || 1.2 || 1.3 || 1.4
2.0 || 2.1
3.0 || 3.1 || 3.2
4.0
ARE YOU EXCITED TO HAVE THE OMEGAS BACK? BECAUSE I AM! I have at least one other Omega chapter, two Queen Bee updates and some bonus Sims 3 self-sim pictures to throw up, so get ready to hear a lot from me in the immediate future.
No, my friends, your eyes do not deceive you - I am back, and I come bearing an Omega update. I actually have a couple to post and now that my computer issues are more or less resolved, I can finally get back to the serious business that is SIMS.
Warnings: Drug references (but only if you have a problem with toothless meth-heads), swearing GODDAMN RIGHT, and not much plot development. (Like I ever have plot development that isn't YAYBABIES.)
This update features sims by upendoaushi, sounseelie and sixamsims (by way of an off-camera pollination).
We start off with Lima endlessly stargazing.
And with it paying off! Abduction time!
Lima: MUST. WASH. I'll never be clean again D:
Pacifiers are confusing and make Lima nauseous. NO JK HE'S JUST PREGS.
Corinne du Poe (upendoaushi) stops by to say hello. (Wow, that rhymed!)
She's really presh and doll-like, but unfortunately she and Lima have negative chemistry. He doesn't like ANYONE.
Finally, after like two weeks, Lima finds a job in law.
And immediately has to go on paternity leave.
Since there's a new baby on the way, I decide Lima absolutely MUST settle down. And his best bet (i.e. the sim he has two bolts with) is Anka, by sounseelie.
Uh, this picture's kind of out of order. BUT LOL IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY.
Since Lima's a cradle robber, Anka has to grow up before she can move in.
Here are her stats. (Also: she's into vampires? Must remember that for later.)
Anka: *studies*
It can't just be work, work, work. (Well, it CAN, but that's not much fun, is it?)
Lima's alien baby! (Remember: this baby will NOT be eligible for heirship.)
Lima immediately puts the infant on the floor. Nice.
Meet Papa! Her other parent is Quinn, a pollination technician made by (I believe) sixamsims. She has default alien skin, alien eyes and black hair.
Anka is such a good surrogate mother. (Also, I'm using that "breastfeed" hack - I love it so much. No bottles everywhere! Way convenient.)
Bathtime, stinky green baby.
Ugh, Repoman. I ALWAYS forget to pay the bills. (And LOL @ random Servo.)
Repoman: AHAHA SAY BYE BYE TO THIS HUGE ROCK
Yeah, it was covering that projectable sky. Lima was really sad.
Anka's pregnant!
YAY FINALLY. But of course she's immediately on maternity leave. SIGH.
Instead of taking care of his child, Lima spends all his time building robots or scratching his head with a screwdriver or some shit.
Papa's birthday!
ALOHA TODDLER PAPA
I love this picture so much. Mostly because of Papa, but also because it is so indicative of the family dynamic. Anka is nurturing Lima's alien bastard while he's busy doing the Rubik's SPHERE. So lame.
But again, I mostly like it because PAPA EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*TAKES DEEP BREATH*
Okay, that's enough of Papa. Here's Anka popping again.
Kilo comes by for a visit. He and Lima still have a really good relationship. (Lima doesn't talk to any of his other siblings.)
Kilo and Lima have a really, REALLY good relationship.
JUST KIDDING. That's the "family kiss" interaction, swear to God!
Kilo: Nice to meet you, fat grape lady!
Lima: Hey! She may be a fat grape lady, but she's MY fat grape lady!
Anka: *has the patience of Job*
Lima pays more attention to Anka's unborn fetus than he does to Papa.
Oh snap! Marriage! (I kind of wanted to leave them in a committed partnership, but I was worried Anka's babies would have the wrong last name.)
Pregnant… dancing cherry lady?
ANKA IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER.
(Meanwhile, Lima goes back to his study of robotics.)
Apparently smustling is a surefire way to induce labor. Who knew?
Welcome to the world, baby Quebec! She has Anka's skin (or at least, it LOOKS like Anka's skin), both parents' alien eyes, and Lima's black hair.
EEEEEE- Okay, I'm done.
Papa: *IS THE FUCKING CUTEST THING EVER*
She reminds me of baby Kilo… Due primarily to my blatant favoritism.
Quebec: OPA!
Ka-ching! Even though Lima's super busy with his robots, he manages to get promoted. (In case you forgot, his LTW is to become THE LAW.) You're on your way, kid!
Lima: *pretends to be involved in his child's life*
Papa's birthday! They grow up so fast.
She's… still cute. But I liked her better as a toddler. (That's true about most children. In real life, too.)
AW OKAY I STILL LOVE HER.
Since there are now two little ones in the house, I added on an addition upstairs. (Added on an addition? That's a little redundant.)
Papa: Don't talk to me, you tattooed stranger!
Oh, Quebec's birthday. I think she has a different skin. And no teeth? God, enough with the meth, already.
Um, yeah. I'm not taking pictures of important events. Anka was pregnant, again. And now she's having a baby!
… and I'm leaving you with that!
Missed an entry? OH NOES!
1.0 || 1.1 || 1.2 || 1.3 || 1.4
2.0 || 2.1
3.0 || 3.1 || 3.2
4.0
ARE YOU EXCITED TO HAVE THE OMEGAS BACK? BECAUSE I AM! I have at least one other Omega chapter, two Queen Bee updates and some bonus Sims 3 self-sim pictures to throw up, so get ready to hear a lot from me in the immediate future.