[omega] gen one.one
What what! A second update of the Omegas! And I still haven't responded to all the comments on my first entry! Sorry, I'll get to those ASAP.
Okay, this entry features a regrettable lack of pixel_trade sims, save for my spouse (by sixamsims) and walk-bys by dorkasaur_sims and sounseelie.
Warnings: A possibly disjointed narrative, screaming, inappropriate athletic wear, "Three's Company" and probably swearing.
Kodiak (sixamsims): GAH *trips*
Yeah, there's no room in their house for toys so I put them outside. SOMEONE CALL CPS.
It's a walkby, by sounseelie's gorgeous Sorcha September. I so want her in this legacy.
Kodiak: Grey trenchcoats FTW! *high fives*
Alpha and toddler Bravo. Gotta love those elf ears!
Okay, see what I mean about the disjointed narrative?
Bravo: I was just inside a second ago! What's happening to me?
Meanwhile, Alpha pops and Sorcha notices she forgot to paint her nails.
SIGH. This is why I told you to read up on fire safety!
Alpha: OMG FIRE D: D: D:
Um, and Bravo's asleep? I seriously think these are out of order.
It's the same fire lady they had last time, who was lured in with the false promise of "Three's Company" re-runs.
Fire lady: Hey, Yogi Bear says... STOP LIGHTING YOUR SHIT ON FIRE.
Chance card!
Hoshit. Remember when I used to never get these right? Now I'm like a Jedi master, if all Jedi masters had to do was pick correctly from two random options.
Again, possibly out of order, but you know how much I love that potty training face! And kaputt_geliebt's wallpaper.
Bravo: Booooo I hate my life ):
Do you see what I mean about the eyebrows? They legit turn up at the ends! It's totally weird - neither Alpha's nor Kodiak's eyebrows do that.
Alpha: Stop complaining about eyebrows! I'm giving birth.
OMG twins? I can't believe it! I never get twins! Or have I gotten twins before? I can't remember.
Baby no. 1...
I know you were expecting "...and baby no. 2!" but check it out! PSYCH! I totally had you going there.
Anyway, I named them after the next two military alphabet letters, Charlie and Delta.
Both kids have the same genetics as Bravo - Alpha's eyes, Kodiak's skin and black hair (from both parents).
Irish nanny: Ah, a wee bit o' whiskey in the milk puts them down every time.
Charlie (or Delta?): *URP*
Kodiak: Um, you're fired. JK, haha, whatever works, lady >.>
It's Bravo's birthday!
Alpha: No, I get to make the wish because I'm older!
...I don't think that's a thing.
Grrrr I hate when this happens. But ignoring the bad dye job for a minute, ISN'T HE PRESH *squeals*
Okay, that's better. Now he looks super cool and Adam Lambert-esque.
Another chance card - time to use my powerful grasp of the Force.
Booyah! (BTW, that's what Jedi masters say when they win things. Not to your face, but afterwards, when they're alone, that's what they say.)
Uh, yeah. We know. Superfluous picture is superfluous.
Hey, it's the Goopster! Look at those pouty lips and that fucking fly leather jacket. Boyfriend is banging.
That's right. (And how weird is it that it says "goop" in that description right after a picture of Goopy? SO WEIRD.
Well, not that weird, but go with me on this one.)
Considering that they both got promoted and shit, Alpha and Kodiak decide to make honest women out of each other.
STATS!
KODIAK OMEGA
Popularity/Knowledge
7/4/1/8/5
+Make-up, hard workers
-Custom hair
LTW: Become Celebrity Chef
Another walkby! This time it's Emil, by dorkasaur_sims.
Alpha: So... this legacy is about ME, right? So pay attention! Attention must be paid! /Arthur Miller
charterzard: Sorry, sorry. Hey, mistakes were made. /Ronald Reagan
(Aren't you so glad you took that "Famous Quotes in the Passive Voice" class?)
Bravo! Il est trop mignon.
Really? That's pretty sweet.
Bravo: Ahoy, mateys!
I just love when they play in the bathtub.
Like, I love it a lot.
Chance card part 3!
I know I don't need to say it, but BOOYAAAAAAAAAH.
My sims NEVER sleep in the correct bed. But in unrelated news, Bravo is adorbz.
You see? You see what I'm dealing with? Look at his nooooooose :D :D
Oh, yeah, there were babies. Well, now they're aging up. (I hate babies anyway.)
This one's Delta, I think. She's got the elf ears.
Kodiak: I'm tired. Throwing babies in the air and catching them is hard.
Delta's makeover. Pretty cute, although I can't really tell yet.
Kodiak: Why can't you do this part?
Yeah, that's definitely Charlie. He looks pretty much exactly like Bravo.
Kodiak: Now I have to clean up all this confetti.
charterzard: STOP COMPLAINING.
Charlie's make-over.
Awwwww. Isn't that cute.
Oh hell no.
Kodiak: They call me the silver flame.
I could make a "flaming" related joke but of course I'm not that tactless.
That's better, but still not great. I need to get some Bball outfits.
Alpha lurves her babies.
Alpha: This kitchen has traumatic associations with fires and fire ladies and incessant mentions of "Three's Company."
charterzard: Come and knock on our door...
Alpha: NO! GOD, NO!
This is a bad picture. But it's probably the one Alpha and Kodiak will use when they buy a yearbook ad Delta's senior year, along with the quote "You've come a long way, baby!"
(No, I'm not bitter.)
Bravo is a Sims 3 fan. He plays it constantly even though I totally can't even wrap my head around the meta that is a Sims 2 sim playing the Sims 3.
Alpha: There's my boy. The one with the bowl of chili the size of his head.
Now I bet she's glad we added an upstairs.
That's enough, Bravo. Stop being so cute and making me take pictures of you!
Boom, baby!
Um, blue co-worker? Alpha is MARRIED. She can't go galavanting around on blind dates! Fail.
Just... kind of a good picture, I thought? I love those flowers.
Kodiak: This outfit fits better now that I've gotten some real curves.
Riiight. You keep telling yourself that, Silver Flame.
Happy birthday to the (apparently very sticky?) twins!
Bravo: Yay! My siblings will get more attention now, and I'll get less- Wait a minute...
Delta - pre make-over, don't judge her yet!
Clones.
Charlie, post make-over. He's pretty cute.
(Also I feel obligated to say that this is the 69th picture.)
Delta post make-over! I love her! And I really like that hair, too.
And I will leave you with this happy image - Delta jumping on the bed and being gawjus.
Next time - teens, promotions, demotions (yeah, I lose touch with the Force) and more pixel_trade involvement.
P.S. Sorry if I've been lame about replying to comments lately - I'll try to catch up. But thank you so much for commenting if I haven't replied to you individually.