Happy Christmas Eve, kids!
Warnings: A TON of pictures of India, swearing, Rachel Uchitel, oh, and my spellcheck replaced "walkby" with "wallaby" and I didn't correct it.
This update features sims by
sims_by_izza,
sixamsims,
rhiannon_alexis,
elen_herrison,
sounseelie,
jens_sims and
quellasims.
India! Get ready for lots of him in this update - I love him oh-so much.
You see what I mean? Oh, I think everyone went to the beach, hence the taxi.
sixamsims' Sidley Never.
I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF YOU GUYS
Sidley: Start spreading the neeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwsss
I'm leaving todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy
I believe this breakdancing move is called the Incredible Hulk.
Sidley: Ladies, let me tell you, it's way easier to hook up on an airplane than you think.
WHERE ARE THEIR PARENTS
India got sunburned. He looks… weird.
Even though I liked
alexxschmidt's beautiful mansion template, it was so big that it was getting a little laggy. I moved the family into a different, more modern house of my own design.
And I hired a new butler. His name is Jesse.
Golf: This sucks.
Hotel: Yeah, shouldn't we be watching TV?
Seriously, like every other picture in this update is of India.
Another wallaby -
sims_by_izza's Gemma.
A welcome wagon arrives - it's Gemma and two of my sims. This is Greta.
And this is Milano.
India: HEY. That was like THREE PICTURES I wasn't in. Not cool.
For some reason, India fighting with Golf (WHY?) gives William cuisine enthusiasm?
Golf: I KILL YOU
William: Mmmmm cheese ++++++
Milano and Greta are not thrilled at being a part of this legacy.
Oh lord.
This seems to remind me of something.
India: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
William: Ooooh swimming! Don't you love the beach, India?
India: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
(LOL, even swimming doesn't shake them off!)
Wow, somebody's hard to please.
Delta invites over a headmaster. The visit doesn't get off to a good start.
AW. Um, yeah, there are still kids besides India. Like what's-her-face here.
(JUST KIDDING. I know that's either Golf or Hotel.)
Hotel: Hey, I'M Hotel. *throws sand*
SIGH. Ida is kind of dumb. Also, when did she grow up? I don't remember that.
Hotel and Golf look more like William, I think.
Oooh spooky.
Delta: Daddy?
Kodiak: Leave me alone. I'm going swimming.
Remember Foxtrot? Yeah, she still lives with them.
But don't worry about her. Here's a picture of INDIA!
William: *is meditative*
Ugh, Jesse is the WORST butler. He only makes those instant meals or protein shakes or whatever they are.
Wasn't this Bravo's girlfriend in high school? Someone got held back a few years.
William: I'm BLUE da ba dee da ba die da ba DEE da ba die
Sing it with me!
Um, moving on - a wallaby, by none other than
sixamsims - Stripe Troii.
Here's another
pixel_trade sim, Jeremiah, by
rhiannon_alexis.
Birthdays!
Golf: *practices teenage ennui*
Boom!
Get ready for stats:
OMG HOTEL IS GORGEOUS. She's making me doubt my commitment to Sparkle Motion India!
Hotel: I'm blue-
No, let's not go there again.
Chance card!
WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S THE WORST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN
India: Um, ew. Pearls are SO 2004.
Golf: Can I get a WITNESS?
Hotel invites over that crafty purple matchmaker. Why does she always have to sneak around? She's up to some kind of shenanigans.
That should work.
COME ON HOTTIES *CROSSES FINGERS*
Boom! Hotel's date is Tavv Stareck, by
sixamsims. I aged him down to teen because adult/teen dating is kinda creepy.
Bravo comes by to visit.
And to play with my favorite little Omega.
Here is... a sim (Melodee?) by
rhiannon_alexis.
Hotel: Grilled cheese? Anyone? (Mmmm that looks delicious.)
William: UGH my sims won't bathe!
charterzard: Welcome to the club.
Delta, do you really think that's a good idea? Considering the fact that it's snowing and all?
Delta: FINE why don't I just go freestyle! Any requests?
I know a song you SHOULDN'T sing...
Ubiquitous
sixamsims wallaby in Medieval outerwear - June.
India's birthday!
Yay!
Boom! He spawned that hein sweatervest and the denim shorts with socks and sandals.
Much better. And there are his stats.
All Ida ever does is watch the waves. She's so boring.
Here is another wallaby - Cassiopeia by
eien_herrison.
Golf: Oww… this can't be right.
OMG India. He's so cute I love him.
He calls that crafty purple matchmaker for a date.
His date is… Jace. HEIN.
So then I ended the date with Jace and asked the matchmaker for another date and it was… Jace. AGAIN.
Jace is a mad scientist. He kinda creeps India out.
India: Owie D:
Jace is so creepy.
India ends the date and heads to the gym (by
alexxschmidt).
sounseelie's Loreen June is among those present.
rhiannon_alexis' Jeremiah is also there.
Back at home, Hotel is still the cutest thing ever, and I still haven't installed that "no red pause lines" hack.
Golf: I STILL EXIST TOO.
No one really cares, though, honey.
Damn, this girl has some big lips. She looks kind of like Rachel Uchitel.
Right?
I'M SORRY IT HAD TO BE DONE
IT CAN'T BE UNSEEN
Um, moving on from my mad photoshop skillz, this is
jens_sims' Jeffery Samuels, aged down to teen.
Hotellllllllll <333333333
Jeffery and India hit it off right away.
India's *~*FIRSTKISS*~* OMG
You guys have to admit that he's ridiculously cute, right? RIGHT?
I don't know how they learned that chest thump gesture - they haven't been to the mountains.
India's so well-behaved; he even does his homework in the snow!
quellasims' Byron Curtis, as a teen.
He and India don't get along.
India: *hangs head like when kids in Peanuts specials are sad*
Golf: Why am I the only one without a boyfriend?
Golf: And now there's a birthday cake in my way? WHEN WILL IT END?
It's Delta's birthday.
Ready, set, spin!
Delta: GASP! When did I get MARRIED?
Delta's old-lady makeover. I think she still looks pretty cute.
Hoshit.
That's right. While William was busy missing his wife's birthday, some aliens took an interest in him. (But since he's almost an elder, he wasn't impregnated.)
sixamsims wallaby - Remmie.
I love elders. They're always so tired.
Delta: Phew, that was a long update.
That's all for this time - next time, college!
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