[omega] gen one.four
What up, homes? Two posts in one day - is it Christmas already? Just kidding, guys. But it is Hanukkah, so have an Omega update.
Warnings: Yelling, capital letters, weird glitches, swearing, Beowulf and an extreme lack of plot (as per). Oh and this entry is kind of long.
This update features sims by fivesims, stakeit_uk, jensmustles, rhiannon_alexis, boolpropbea, and jesstheex.
In this update, everyone (minus Echo because he sucks) is going to college. And I didn't take pictures of the kids' growing up, but whatevs.
Anyway, I built a dorm but don't get too attached to it because the Omega kids have to move out pretty soon due to some borkage. (Keep your eyes peeled for that exciting plot twist!)
But here's the dorm anyway:
Outside view.
Delta's room.
Charlie's room.
Bravo's room.
Lounge.
(How are you liking this scintillating commentary? Huh? Huh?)
Kitchen.
Here's Mr. Bravo. Looking… sort of annoyed. He decided to major in Philosophy.
I was worried about no dormies showing up but fortunately they did. Unfortunately they were all Maxis-made and not my cute pixel_trade friends.
Some of them had blue hair.
And some of them were this guy. (WTF is that shirt, btws? It's like half-sweater, half-shirt, half-man, half-beast.)
Delta! I love her so much! Her major is Business. Or Economics, or whatever.
Ah! A cook spawned! I'm so good at making dorms.
Cook: GRRR I CLASH WITH THIS ROOM
(Also, the chef's name is MCCLELLAN. Any relation to Irish Nanny? Y/Y?)
Bravissimo - working the exercycle, as usual.
Oh, there's Charlie. He and Bravo are kind of identical in a really annoying way. Charlie is majoring in... Poly Sci.
I really shouldn't have given them an exercycle.
Charlie: I don't know about y'all, but I LOVE college.
Bravo: I thought I went to college to avoid jobs like this.
(P.S. WTF is with that uniform? It's SO poorly meshed.)
Um… that's not going to happen.
Here's one of my pixel_trade dormies - Cassi Catalyst, by jensmustles.
And another - Alba by rhiannon_alexis. Charlie has THREE BOLTS with her. THREE.
Ah, another cute lady! Demure by boolpropbea.
Oh boy. Here come the weird glitches.
Delta: WTF is happening D:
Yeaaaah… this is when the dorm became the house from "Poltergeist."
So the kids move to a different house to avoid the invasion of the body snatchers.
Charlie: DAMNIT DELTA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
Eh, here's their house. Nowhere NEAR as cute as the dorm but whatEVS.
Streaker: FREE AT LAST
Charlie: I miss our dorm :(
Bam! This pale yellow doll is jesstheex's Blythe Ugries.
Scott Fuchs: Damn it's hard to be a gangster!
(Pardon that brief interlude.)
Bravo has two bolts with Blythe!
That was fast.
Blythe brought over a friend - rhiannon_alexis' Fayne.
Since Bravo is a family sim, he wanted to get engaged to Blythe. And I thought, what the hell. He's never going to meet anyone cuter or yellower.
Blythe: AH SHINY! :D :D :D
Bravo: I know we just got engaged but I HAVE to wash the dishes /OCD
Charlie. Yeah, I dunno. He's pretty fly.
BRB LOLING FOREVER
Charlie: Bring it, Mr. Air Duct! I'll take you down!
Delta: What'd the duct ever do to you? *sobs*
Nice. Alpha keeps showing up to lecture her kids. She's SUCH a good mother.
And of course this hein coach with the grey flattop keeps lecturing them as well.
Charlie: Oh, so you're majoring in art history?
Cow: Yeah, I just got done filming a Matthew Varney movie. (Anyone? Although I think he's more into goats.)
Delta: Haha you totally lost the audience.
So, back to Blythe.
Blythe: Homework is hard. Good thing I'm engaged to a serious-minded intellectual like Bravo.
Bravo: What's that, honey?
Llama: Nice undies, dude.
Here comes Delta's knight in shining armor, William Queue by fivesims.
She has one bolt with William. Whatever, it's enough.
Delta: I like your chain mail.
William: Thanks, I borrowed it from Beowulf.
Delta: Oops, that reminds me I forgot to do my ancient Scandinavian genealogy homework! Beow begat Halfdane, and then Halfdane begat Hrothgar…
Alba - she's baaaack!
Her hair is seriously getting its freak on.
Charlie: That's okay. I like a woman who can levitate the back portion of her hairdo.
Alba: Yay, let's make out.
Charlie still HATES Delta. SIGH.
Ah, domesticity. How sweet it is.
I love it when sims do this. They're so disappointed in the weather.
Blythe: Come on, rain? How you gonna play me like that?
Alba and Charlie's relationship is moving along nicely.
Unlike Delta and William's.
Oh well. They work it out.
:D
Mmhmm. That's real cute, Delta.
Well, look who it is - the black sheep!
And Kodiak.
And Alpha. (I'm still mad at her for a) having Echo and b) yelling at everyone all the time.)
Bravo's a good brother, at least.
Bravo: Hey, little bro, let's toss the pigskin around and talk about women.
Echo: Um, I'm eight.
Come on, seriously, guys?
Hey, it's Yardley Underwood, by stakeit_uk.
Bravo: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT SHOES YOU DEPRIVED PRODUCT OF THE GHETTO
OH. MY. GOD.
Someone seriously needs to call CPS on this lady.
Alpha: What? No, I was just, uh… showing Delta how to do mummy arms. Like this, see?
Delta: *searches untraceable poisons*
(Every time I watch Dateline, they've confiscated some computer and found the search terms "how to kill someone and get away with it," "poisons that can never be traced in an autopsy" and "how to dispose of a body." It's like, could you be any more obvious, murderers? Anyway, everyone knows how to dispose of a body. With lyme, DUH.)
Those are all books. I really wish someone in this house had neat points.
NO
FUCKING
WAY.
HOW YOU GONNA PLAY ME LIKE THAT, DELTA??????
Here's the plot for Charlie's new book: elephants, stethoscopes, daisies, phone calls and ambulances. Sounds like a pretty good night to me.
Alpha: YAY! I HATE YOU! :D
(Can you tell I'm SHUNNING Delta?)
Okay, fine. Here she is. Still pregnant. Unbelievable.
Really, Alpha? REALLY? (I seriously have no idea why she's so angry at everyone.)
Delta: Must… complete… thesis…
charterzard: Yeah, that's how I felt about ten months ago. Um, minus the whole pregnant thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so excited.
Since I haven't picked an heir yet, I named the baby in the theme - Foxtrot.
Aww, she's… purple. (Remember, her father is the blue & proud William Queue.) She also has black hair and alien eyes.
Well, isn't this a lovely environment for a child?
Delta: Surprise!
William:
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Those PJs really really clash, Foxtrot.
She's really more magenta than purple.
Ahaha, what's wrong with this picture.
(Answer: STAAAAAAALKER.)
Um, WTF is this movie about? Because to me it looks like a dude about to start jacking off.
Bravo: Yeah, that is what it's about. It's called "Bend Over Boyfriend." (DON'T Google that-
Too late. You already Googled it.)
There's a new nanny in town. She's probably like my nanny, who used to tell me that there WAS in a fact a monster under my bed, but it only ate children who got up when their parents weren't home.
Go Foxtrot, get busy, go Foxtrot, it's your birthday…
On this week's episode of The Worst Possible Environment for your Child…
Aw, she's cute. I love that purple skin.
Delta potty-training! *sniff* They grow up so fast…
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Do you like that high-chair recolor? It looks like eggs over-easy, one of nature's most delicious breakfasts.
Foxtrot: For breakfast I prefer radioactive waste!
Wow, Charlie's teaching his mortal enemy's baby - what a guy.
LOL, gypsy lady, do you think you're being crafty? You're wearing an orange do-rag for god's sake.
Oh snap.
For some reason, the genie is in white-face.
White genie: Yo, I'll grant you wishes!
Bravo: Um, no thanks. I have class.
These kids are not appropriately appreciative of the genie.
Anyway, Delta wishes for cash money.
AWWWWWWWWWW-
Okay, sorry. I'll stop.
William keeps calling, but he only wants to talk to Bravo. Creeeeepy.
Blythe's still around. And she's still supes presh.
Delta: I'm sorry I had your baby. Will you marry me anyway?
Foxtrot: Are you my mommy?
William: Get away, kid, ya bother me.
SIGH x 100,000,000.
I think this is the kids' graduating. They all got A+++++++s. So here's Charlie, and to refresh your memories, his stats:
CHARLIE OMEGA
Popularity/Romance
+Stank, full-face makeup
-Cleaning
7/4/9/8/1/
LTW: Become Mayor
BRAVO OMEGA
Family/Grilled Cheese
+Brown hair, charisma
-Formal wear
7/4/9/8/1
LTW: Reach Golden Anniversary
And for some reason I'm LAME and don't have a picture of Delta, but she's heir.
Have a recycled picture of her:
DELTA OMEGA
Family/Fortune
+Muscles, logic
-Cooking skillz
6/8/1/8/5
LTW: Earn $100,000
Yay! I know you guys wanted her, and now you'll get to see ickle Foxtrot grow up, but that's for next time.
Also, I'll post the kids for DL ASAP. Do people want Echo or do you guys hate him as much as I do? And do I post Alpha or how does that work?
Missed an entry? OH NOES!
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