[omega] gen one.three
It has been one week so VOILA (or is "VOICI" more appropriate?) - have an Omega update.
Warnings: No plot. Seriously, next to nothing happens in this update. But I make up for it with CAPSLOCK. Also swearing, people punching each other, more of my ageism and the Irish Nanny.
This update features sims by sixamsims, rhiannon_alexis, lil_pixiedevil, kathsy, simmericangirl and I BELIEVE javabean_dreams.
This episode starts with a picture of what Bravo and Charlie did CONSTANTLY. And by CONSTANTLY I mean ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Charlie: YAY ROCK BEATS ROCK
Bravo: >.>
And then I made over the house.
Delta's room.
And the boys'.
Delta's already bored and disaffected, but in a really cute way.
Delta: *oozes ennui*
Fortunately she's channeling all her tragic hipness into making beautiful art.
Creepy Arts & Crafts Lot Guy: *tries to blend into walls*
While Delta's busy painting and improving herself, Charlie and Bravo are… punching each other.
Bravo: Damn I'm hot. I'm like that guy from "Grease."
Meanwhile Kodiak is more like that guy from "Goodburger."
Kodiak: COME ON JUST BUST A MOVE
Really? REALLY?
Charlie's into sports. So's that old lady in the background.
Lady: Hey, who you callin' old?
charterzard: Um, you?
Lady: Oh, okay. That's cool.
Delta: Come to Mommy, little tomato!
Um, in lieu of plot, have some pixel_trade walkbys. Here's sixamsims' Celia Killpatrick.
And now back to your regularly scheduled random.
Kodiak: Brush brush brush! Brush brush brush!
Alpha: OMG did your know your father sings while he's brushing his teeth?
Bravo: *gigglesnort*
Buffy: Can someone feed me?
Oh, here comes some plot.
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LOL PSYCH
Oh, here it is. Charlie gets rejected for trying to kiss… some townie. I can't remember her name and my notes are like all the way across the room right now.
Bravo: HA! HA! You're punching Charlie? That's what I usually do! SO FUNNY!
Poor Delta. She's just trying to fit in with her one-nice-point-each brothers.
Alpha: Bird-watching next to a skyscraper is kind of difficult. Oh! A cardinal! No, wait. It's just some lady hanging her thong out to dry.
Chance card time! (Chance cards count as plot, right?)
Ka-CHING!
Oh, that's sad. Buffy died.
BOO I HATE PLOT
D: D: D:
Kodiak grieves by… busting another move. And doing some freaky "Exorcist" shit with his head.
I gave this guy a makeover. I think his name was Orlando. He's pretty cute, actually.
Yay, go Alpha!
Is anyone else still upset about Buffy?
OKAY OKAY AND THEN THIS
YOU SEE HOW SHE'S WALKING? YOU SEE IT?
Charlie: What the-
OH.
MY.
GOD.
I seriously had NO IDEA she was pregnant. This is totally like that show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." Because I didn't know. And she was pregnant.
Well, there you are.
He's got the same genetics as the other three kids, and I didn't roll the pacifier (because I didn't know Alpha was PREGNANT), so he's going to be a clone.
Fortunately Kodiak's still bringing home the bacon. (Or taco toppings, whatever works.)
Mother and daughter studying together. Isn't that cute.
Delta's the only one who wanted to take care of baby Echo. I think Alpha and Kodiak were kind of burnt out at this point.
Well, at least that's something.
Echo: Isn't that pointy plumbob toy a little close to my eyes?
Sorry, bro. No one cares.
I seriously love her. AND LOOK HOW THEIR PJS MATCH <3333333
And because I missed Buffy, I adopted Leroy, a puppy.
He's so cute!
And he brings out Charlie's nice point!
Even though Alpha got pregnant without my knowledge, I can't stay mad at her for long. She's just so… pixie-ish?
Oh, and then Leroy grew up like one day after we adopted him. His eyes are kind of scary.
Alpha: Why do I keep getting the feeling that I have a baby I'm not paying attention to?
…SIGH.
Oh, look, another sixamsims townie! They are errvrywhere in my 'hood. This one is Shadow Caterran.
Uh, Leroy.
Gotta love that face.
I don't know what's going on with Charlie half the time. He looks like he's catching an imaginary football. Actually, that's probably not that far off base.
Delta, checking herself out. You go, girl!
That hand looks pretty yummy, doesn't it, Leroy?
Charlie: Ew, what's wrong with it?
(Happy birthday, Echo.)
Yeah, he's a clone. I'm getting sick of that nose.
OH HI BUFFY! WE MISS YOU!
Buffy: Way to replace me with Leroy.
Have you noticed that Kodiak has been promoted like ten times and Alpha's been promoted once? What's up with that?
Echo: PLEASE PUT ME UP FOR ADOPTION
For some reason, Delta got really mad at everyone and starting fighting with them constantly.
Chance card again!
Damn. Well, at least she's not demoted.
Bravo: Hey, Irish nanny! Listen, can we get a hit of that whiskey you used to give us?
Alpha takes Charlie and Leroy to the park so I can see pixel_trade townies they can bond as a family.
This would be the park.
And this would be Junebug Jones, a total femme fatale by rhiannon_alexis.
Alpha and Flat-Top-Townie: LEROY STINKS
Leroy: Seriously, you guys, I'm RIGHT HERE.
LOL, I love when townies spawn those EA store "Castle" clothes as outerwear. Here's sixamsims' Saffy Potter, looking positively medieval.
Since I wanted more townies everyone was hungry, I sent them to freudroid' super cute diner.
The radiant Nikou, by lil_pixiedevil.
Leroy: BOO I STINK AND I'M HUNGRY D:
Hahaha still funny.
Saffy: I'm trying to eat my salad here.
I believe this is kathsy's Bri.
(And yes, they stayed at the diner all night. Want to fight about it?)
Something's up with this dude. I think he's simmericangirl's Curtis November, but check out his weird green goatee.
Who does this gorgeous sim belong to? I can't remember!
IF YOU KNOW THIS SIM TELL ME
(Actually I think she's by javabean_dreams, but I couldn't find her on pixel_trade so I'm sort of unsure.)
She's actually javabean_dreams' Sunshine Smith.
And sixamsims' Tripp McSkittles (also in hilariously medieval garb).
Back at home, Alpha finally pays attention to Echo.
Delta: WHHHYYY I'm supposed to be the only one who loves Echo D:
Huh, that's something we haven't seen Charlie doing before EYEROLL
Apparently playing with Echo is tiring. Alpha needs a nap.
Charlie: You don't want to play "let's punch each other"?
Ha, that's one of my favorite glitches.
And this is one of my least favorite. WTF?
Ohmygosh it's Kodiak's BIRFDAY?
The answer to that rhetorical question is: yes. Yes, it is.
Charlie is afraid of Irish Nanny. Very, very afraid.
And now it's Echo's birthday. Aaaand… he's still a clone!
Bravo: GAH WHY ARE PEOPLE PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM
Yeah. I just can't muster any enthusiasm.
Delta: *rages*
Kodiak: You'd look good with a long beard.
Kodiak: *IS IN THE ZONE*
Hmm, maybe there's something we don't know about Charlie?
I'll leave you with that cliffhanger. Next time it's all about college, romance, and multi-colored sims.
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Also, thanks for all the anonymous love I got at allthingsimlish. (Shouldn't it be "allthingssimlish"? If you separate it out it spells All Things Imlish right now.) Anyway, it made me smile.