[omega] gen two.zero
YO YO YO. I'm kind of disappointed in this update... it's pretty boring and sort of disjointed, etc. BUT I'm really excited about the next one, so let's get this out of the way, shall we?
Warnings: That stuff I said above, swearing, and a joke (1) that people may find offensive.
This update features sims by fivesims, sixamsims, and sounseelie. Also there's one sim I didn't recognize - so get your detective hats out and help me give proper credit if you can.
Okay, before I start this update I must warn you that I either a) didn't take a ton of pictures I thought I was taking, or b) deleted those pictures without noticing, because when I was editing screenshots I realized there was a serious lapse. Of like a sim week. So just putting that out there - sorry! There's kind of a gap in this update.
Ah, domestic old person bliss. I don't think I got a picture of Alpha growing up, but yeah, she's old now.
I gave the house a Delta makeover - it's all cute and sunny now.
House pictures!
Delta luffs her ickle purple baby. (Also, I was looking at Foxtrot in BodyShop, and that skin she has is called FOXGLOVE - WEIRD RIGHT BUT IT'S BY juri_anne AND YOU SHOULD DL IT.)
Delta: WATCH OUT HERE COMES THE HAND
Foxtrot: *is nervous*
Okay, Leroy, that's just creepy. This is some Paranormal Activity 2 shit.
Oh, and here's Foxtrot growing up. Isn't that cute?
And here's some pixel_trade dude. I have to start taking better notes, OY. He's the mystery man - do you recognize this sim??
Kodiak: Ah, you wish to lear the ways of the Silver Flame, grasshopper?
William (fivesims): Can I stand up? The ground's all icy.
There's Foxtrot's makeover. And there's Leroy, staring soulfully into her eyes. Seriously, he needs to CHILL OUT.
That must have been the ghost of Buffy that she saw.
Leroy: *guards bed*
Alpha: *gets head eaten by pillow*
William: Ti-i-i-ime is on my side… YES IT IS
No, actually, I think this is William growing up so he and Delta can get married.
Well, that's one of the benefits of cheating a sim through college.
charterzard, bringing awkward back since 2009.
William: UM HELLO THERE'S NO FOOD ON THIS PLATE
That's probably because Foxtrot ate it all. Wow, she clearly has no neat points.
Leroy got old. I think he looks very distinguished.
Walkby! sixamsims' Navel Briggs.
Charlie: Hey, what's up, family?
Kodiak: I'm trying to talk your future brother-in-law out of wearing high heels to the wedding.
Okay, WTF, William? First the shoes and now you're macking on your would-be mother-in-law? Not cool, bro.
Meanwhile…
Delta: *waits patiently at the altar*
William: Okay, I compromised my fashion sense for the sake of a traditional ceremony. But there's NO WAY I'm taking off this pink tux.
Aw, look, there's the whole family celebrating- Wait a minute. Who the fuck is that chick?
William: I do!
Delta: Have you ever considered doing more sit-ups?
Here are William's stats -
WILLIAM OMEGA
Fortune/Popularity
+Brown hair, athletic skill
-Jewelry
2/3/9/7/4
LTW: Become City Planner
Delta: Alright, who spilled bleach on the dog again?
(She's a little out of the loop. But we still love her.)
Kodiak: No, no, that's okay. I'll just stand here and eat. Don't worry about me.
William: Reading? This shit is crazy!
Absolutely. Although the commute from Crescent Island to New York every day is a little taxing, it's still worth it.
Alpha: Is that you, William? I think my eyes are going.
Oh, Delta's pregnant! God, I'm missing EVERYTHING in this update. Anyway, she calls Bravo like every day. It's so cute. Unfortunately she and Charlie (her TWIN) are still mortal enemies.
Even pregnant she's still SO HELPFUL. :D :D :D
Foxtrot: Yay! Look at my report card!
Empty room: *crickets*
Nice job.
Eee, sounseelie's Morton is so cute! He looks like his nose is all red from the cold.
Delta: Hey, I can still see my feet!
Time to hit the fridge.
Wait, what the- Who's this lady? Where's Irish Nanny?
OMG WHO IS THAT???
Wow, that looks exceedingly painful.
sixamsims' Covey comes home with Kodiak. Isn't she super cute?
Oy fucking vey.
There they are - both girls!
OKAY HERE'S THE LAPSE. I'LL DO A QUICK SUMMARY TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED - GOLF AND HOTEL GREW UP INTO TODDLERS AND DELTA GOT PREGNANT AGAIN SO I HAD EVERYONE MOVE INTO A LOVELY AND HUGE HOUSE BY alexxschmidt AND THEN DELTA HAD THE BABY - IT WAS A BOY NAMED INDIA - AND THEN FOXTROT GREW INTO A TEEN AND THEN INDIA GREW UP AND LEROY DIED THE END.
Still with me? Okay, let's move on.
Censor blur - making you feel slightly uncomfortable since 2000.
NOTE: NO ACTUAL CHILDREN WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS UPDATE.
Anyway, that's ickle Golf and the butler. Golf has William's skin and eyes (and hair, I guess - black).
Since Leroy died and everyone wanted a puppy, I adopted Ida.
Alpha already loves her. (Also, you can see a bit of the house in this picture - it's really too bad I lost those other pictures because it is super pretty.)
Oh, here's Foxtrot as a teen, looking annoyed. I'll do her stats with this picture because I don't have a better one.
FOXTROT OMEGA
Romance/Fortune
+Red hair, mechanical skills
-Charisma
2/8/9/2/5
LTW: Become Professional Party Guest
Here's Hotel, sleeping on a dog bed. Hotel has Delta's skin, William's eyes and black hair.
Oh, that's a better picture. Isn't she too presh?
Well, and here they are all grown up. SIGH. So sorry for the continuity fail.
Here's that other baby I mentioned - his name is India, and he has William's skin, Delta's eyes and black hair.
I kind of love him. (And I installed that Gunmod camera hack so I can take better toddler pictures! Yay!)
Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have installed that camera hack. Now all I do is take toddler pictures. Yay?
Indiaaaaaa.
NOOOOOOOOOO *TEAR* I'LL MISS YOU BB
India: I HATE growing up D:<
Here's one last picture for this update - India raging at the sky. Like you do.
Okay, that's all for this time - sorry it was lame. Get excited for next week, though!
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