[omega] gen three.one
Previously on the Omegas: India married Yukon (stakeit_uk) and they had a whole slew of babies who grew up to be children. I favored Kilo (to the detriment of his siblings) even though everyone else seemed to Like Mike. Delta became a Plantsim, and Yukon got pretty tan.
This update features sims by fivesims, stakeit_uk, jens_sims, sixamsims, bondchick_nett, javabean_dreams and sounseelie.
Warnings: Infidelity, teen/adult so-much-more-than-friends relationships, swearing, SRS BIZNESS U GUYS.
This is Mike. He is JUST like Yukon, which makes him pretty cute after all. But you'll have to do more than smile and wear my favorite shade of mint green to win my affection, Mike.
Now this guy's heir material. Observe the unibrow, the squinty alien eyes and the semi-crazed expression.
I LOVE YOU LIMA
NO BUT ACTUALLY
This one's Juliet.
Juliet: That's just a nickname for Julian, JEEZ.
(But not really.)
Delta's using her nature-y intuition to hit some serious scratches.
Delta: *is one with the outdoors and her cue*
Yukon is still trying to reach his LTW - become Chief of Staff. Unfortunately, he's not exactly dressing for the job he wants. Instead he looks like that creepy serial killer from "Silence of the Lambs."
Delta in a bra: *SPORES OF HAPPINESS*
BEHOLD! THE RETURN OF THE SILVER FLAME!
Delta: That reminds me of my dad and all the times he set our house on fire.
I guess the memories really got to her.
OHAI KILO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN.
I seriously love this kid.
You see? You see what I mean?
Mike: Mmmm smells like pancakes!
Jesse: Not for you. You're way too fat.
Mike: Way to give me an eating disorder, judgmental butler!
Mike has too many problems. Kilo just rubs Ida's belly like an awesome potential heir.
William: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "BIG LOVE" IS IN ITS FINAL SEASON? *shoves TV*
bondchick_nett's Sigrid Valkyrie comes home with Yukon. Her scrubs are all messed up too. (I must have a default replacement conflict or something.)
Juliet: Why am I never in any pictures? Except for this one, I mean.
India: *POPS*
SIGH. I do NOT need five kids in this house.
Lima takes my mind off things by being a motherfucking rockstar.
Lima: For my next number, I'd like to perform a little ditty entitled "Whip My-"
NOPE. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
Juliet: It's okay, buddy. Eat your grilled cheese. Whenever I'm lonely, I like to eat. Food never lets me down.
(Can you tell I've been watching "The Biggest Loser"?
(Also, how many TV references am I up to?)
Delta suddenly gets a hairlip?
OH OH. This is Bravo's son (named… something) - his mother is jesstheex's Blythe Ugries.
Mike: Would that make him my… great uncle?
Yes. Yes, it would.
Speaking of great uncles… here's Mike's other one (Bravo's other son).
Oh, here's the baby.
Or not. This is actually a sixamsims wallaby.
WHERE'S THE BABY?
This is a picture (tragically) of Ida's untimely demise.
Finally. This is November! She has randomly dark skin, black hair and blue eyes. And she's a girl. I know, right.
And now she's a toddler. (I hate babies.)
November: HI I'M CUTE
She looks a lot like Mike, actually.
Juliet: Hey, this is, like, the fourth picture I've been in! Say something witty!
India: Should my baby be glowing? I really should've checked the expiration date on that cough syrup…
Yukon: And that, kids, is why I know for a FACT that the government has been infiltrated by undercover reptilian entities.
Juliet: HEY I'M IN THE PICTURE :D :D :D
Juliet gets face time in by being nice to his sister.
Birthdays for the first set of twins!
Juliet.
Aaand Kilo! I LOVE YOU KILO
I immediately put the twins to work.
Kilo: Should I be doing my homework with a red pen?
Kilo: And why do I get the feeling that there's a creepy rape van right outside the window?
Juliet is definitely better as a teen. And he cooks!
Time for November's birthday.
November: Oooooh fire!
Ta-da! She looks… the same!
Time for the second set of twins to grow up too. And Juliet's trying to do the robot or some shit. Who knows.
Go Lima, it's your birthday, we're gonna party…
AW Kilo is SO supportive.
Rrrgh I hate popularity. It's the hardest aspiration for me. But I still love Mr. Lima.
Sorry, I didn't take a good "teen stats" picture of Mike, so have this one.
And now back to your scheduled viewing of Kilo's adorableness.
Lima will be wearing that leotard for basically the rest of the update. Get used to it.
Delta, have you been in the game room this ENTIRE TIME?
Delta: C'mon, rack 'em up.
November spends her time studying and making me oh so proud.
Meanwhile Lima's still a fucking musical prodigy.
Aaand India and Yukon share a slow dance on the beach.
There's a better picture of Teen!Mike. He's studying physiology because he put on a few pounds during childhood by eating his feelings.
Delta: Punch me in the face. I've been awake for five days.
India: SURE :D
Sooo this is awkward.
WILLIAM (fivesims). He's barely been in this update at all, and I guess this is why.
GASP. GASP.
One of the boys brought Jeffery (jens_sims) home, and he and India IMMEDIATELY rekindled their old relationship.
Much to Lima and Mike's dismay.
Mike: C'mon, that kid's in my algebra class, dad!
Fortunately Yukon was busy being all scholarly and shit.
Not busy enough.
Jeffery: *looks innocent*
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, YOU LITTLE TEMPTRESS.
Lima: NOOOOO MY FAMILY IS FALLING APART
Jeffery: Where am I? What's going on?
All November cares about is grades. And her grades aren't great.
India: You're so pretty. Like a beautiful painting.
Jeffery: *blank stare*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yukon: How could you do this to me? Is it because I'm so addicted to tanning?
Jeffery: Maybe I should leave…
YOU THINK?
A vampire stopped by, but no one was really in the mood to talk.
(Actually, they got over it pretty quickly.)
(Really quickly.)
(Although some of the kids were a little leery of their parents' progressive attitude.)
Juliet: That's the sleazebag who slept with our dad!
Jeffery: Seriously? I'm RIGHT HERE.
Mike takes matters into his own hands.
Delta: *drool*
Golf stops by. Not great timing, though.
javabean_dreams' Sunshine Smith.
I just thought this was pretty.
Mike's OTH is Games, so he's on the computer like 24/7.
Kilo's still my favorite. I'm sorry. I can't help it.
Poor William. Life's hard for an elder in a red tracksuit.
Lima: What's with the old dude?
SIGH.
Really? REALLY?
Oh yeah, great week.
THE BEST FUCKING WEEK OF YOUR LIFE.
Mike: *SOBS*
Oh well. All flesh is grass.
Lima: Time to move on, guys. And now for a song made famous by the lovely Willow Smith-
NO.
Mike: This is all your fault!
(Mike got a little crazy. He started slapping EVERYONE.)
sounseelie's Sorcha September.
OH.
MY.
FUCKING.
GOD.
(Yes, he's POPPING.)
India's illegitimate child. (Actually, the other father MAY be Yukon. Remember how quickly they made up?)
This bizarre dollhouse glitch was making me LOL.
And I'll leave you with all this suspense.
Will the baby be Yukon's or Jeffery's? Will Mike get the attention he needs and (sort of) deserves? Will the house continue to be haunted by floating dolls?
Will I EVER be able to do Swimming Dolphin pose?
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