Happy Mother's Day!

From the people who brought ShamWow (or Vince the spokeperson anyway) into our lives comes the Slap Chop. Not as amazing as ShamWow but the commercial is.

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MMMMM! Candy stolen from your own children tastes the sweetest. :)

the commentator during the olympic us/netherlands women's beach volleyball match just said: "perhaps a sweaty ball prevented her from getting good contact."

hahaha my mom got into a political debate at the gas pump yesterday. she said she was pumping gas and said "it's nice to see gas prices going down" to the guy at the pump next to her. and he says "well if it hadn't been for these damn democrats screwing everything up, they wouldn't have gotten so high in the first place...." and my mom says "EXCUSE ( Read more... )

i was in charlottesville the other day and there were so many damn scooters driving around that it was actually holding up traffic. this isn't florence people! i'm an american, i have places to be ( Read more... )

have you heard this new "I Kissed a Girl" song? not the old kissing girls song, but the same concept. well if you have heard this song you are probably singing it in your head every second of the day. this is what has happened to me. just the mere mention of this song sets it into an annoying nonstop cycle through my brain. it is perhaps the ( Read more... )

today while shopping online for new socks and underwear for my son, i had to buy socks from the men's department. THE MEN'S DEPARTMENT! my 9 year old son has the feet of a man! he is now 4'11" tall! that is about an inch shorter than my mother and i was about that tall when i entered high school. lately every time i look a him he looks taller. i go ( Read more... )

my semi annual tradition of pageant watching was a thrilling event tonight. this years miss universe pageant offered the usual fake breasts and lips, giant horse teeth, hair extensions, an astonishing amount of bad 80s perms, and horrendously ridiculous eyelashes. this year also threw in the required fall on the ass from once again, miss usa! good ( Read more... )

this weekend turned into a lovely time. after 20 hours of practically non-stop drawing at wintergreen over 2 days it was nice to visit richmond saturday night and sunday afternoon. went to the denali show where to my surprise many of my friends were already there. i'd never heard the band before and was just sort of tagging along with ben, but it ( Read more... )