Jul 14, 2008 00:17
my semi annual tradition of pageant watching was a thrilling event tonight. this years miss universe pageant offered the usual fake breasts and lips, giant horse teeth, hair extensions, an astonishing amount of bad 80s perms, and horrendously ridiculous eyelashes. this year also threw in the required fall on the ass from once again, miss usa! good job usa, two years in a row! i am anxiously awaiting the you tube montage of both last years and this years butt busters. i hope it is set to a catchy tune.
i once again picked out the two finalists early on. also once again, as always, the final question really had no apparent effect on the results but did offer stupidity galore! not miss teen usa level of stupidity, but close.
i thrive on the extravagance! :P