ATTENTION ATTENTION! I AM REVEALING MY TRUE IDENTITY! YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ THIS!

A question many of you have been asking over the past few years. Well kids, the time has come to reveal the true identiy of Bobcat Godfrey, tell the story behind bebes_kids, and put this thing to rest. It appears that Myspace.com has killed livejournal, and no one ( Read more... )

That Delaware doesn't exist. Has anyone ever actually been to Delaware, or known someone from Delaware? It's the most pointless state in the union. It's the 2nd smallest. Who cares if you're the second smallest? I mean, being the smallest, that's an accomplishment. But Delaware is bigger than Rhode Island and it sucks even more ( Read more... )

Holy Hooters! Priest Blesses Wing Joint ( Read more... )

This could be the greatest non-hooter related, old lady pooping thing Bobcat has ever seen.  Read the description of the video it really helps pick up things that you don't realize.  Now I will go back to eating my weekend "Hooters and Dom" at 2:30 in the morning.  Only in America
-Bobcat "still kicking" Godfrey

Where have I been, some of you may be asking? Well at the beginning of september I decided to venture down to New Orleans to visit the local Hooters restaurant. Needless to say, I got caught up in the aftermath of the hurricane and have spent the past two months living in a swamp, wrestling alligators for scraps of food and looting Winn-Dixies ( Read more... )

I think there should be a porno magazine for superheroes and other people who have x-ray vision. And all the chicks in the magazine are wearing clothes, and it can be called "X-RAYted", because hey, even superheroes need to see some hooters now and again.

I talkt to Elena, that russian chick who's profile i posted and said i was gonna marry, and she was like "oooh, bobcat i love you and your americanness" or something. So I told her, "send me a pic of your boobs and we're all set". AND SHE WOULDN'T! Something about having respect for herself. And i was like, "YOU'RE BEGGING TO BE BROUGHT TO THE ( Read more... )

So someone made a joke to me the other day. They said, "Bobcat, the only way you're gonna get married is if you get one of those mail order brides". Now I had never heard of such a thing, so I looked into it. Apparently, there are lots of Russian women out there who want to meet ME! Seriously, I guess they're just so desperate that they'll ( Read more... )

So the other day, I went to the refrigerator to get milk for my cereal. I noticed that the expiration date was the previous day, but the milk didn't smell bad or anything. right then my dad came into the kitchen and in told him we're gonna need more milk cuz this stuff is expired. he told me that he'd give me a dollar if i drank the whole thing ( Read more... )

Well the new Batman movie came out this summer. I was impressed with it, however I think I could make a few small adjustments to improve it. How bout a villain who, like Batman, is bird-related and can "fly", but he's Hooterman, or Owlman? Or even better, Breast Man. And all of his henchmen are gorgeous Hooter girls. His weapon would be a ( Read more... )