HOLY FUCKING HELL

Nov 03, 2005 21:19

Where have I been, some of you may be asking? Well at the beginning of september I decided to venture down to New Orleans to visit the local Hooters restaurant. Needless to say, I got caught up in the aftermath of the hurricane and have spent the past two months living in a swamp, wrestling alligators for scraps of food and looting Winn-Dixies to survive. I never got to see any hooters either. I was told that the time to go to New Orleans is Mardi Gras because that's when boobs are in season down there but let me tell ya I don't see that happening anytime soon. I was so traumatized by my experience that I now refuse to go south of Dayton, Ohio.

Who's up for a roadtrip to Hooters of Dayton?
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