WHO THE HELL IS BOBCAT GODFREY?
ATTENTION ATTENTION! I AM REVEALING MY TRUE IDENTITY! YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ THIS!
A question many of you have been asking over the past few years. Well kids, the time has come to reveal the true identiy of Bobcat Godfrey, tell the story behind bebes_kids, and put this thing to rest. It appears that Myspace.com has killed livejournal, and no one reads my entries anymore anyway. So here it goes:
One summer night way back in 2003, four guys with a lot of time on their hands were trying to find the "secret" livejournal of a particular female, that one of them suspected had a thing for him. To do so, they had to buy a paid account in order to use the advanced search tools to locate this so-called secret journal. Well, they had a livejournal account...now they had to make up an identity. The name Bobcat Godfrey was chosen, Bobcat being from Bobcat Goldwaith from "The Police Academy" movies, and Godfrey from that horribly annoying comedian, Gilbert Gottfriend. For some reason, the word "hooters" was being used a lot that night, so we decided that Bobcat's only interest would be "hooters". We never intended to write a single journal entry, but as the night wore on and we got more and more slap happy, we changed our mind. We decided that any of the four of us could update the journal at any one time, but all entries had to be about hooters.
To make it even more interesting, we began adding both complete strangers and people we knew...and some people we only sorta knew...to our friends page. Some found it funny. Others were pissed off. In the beginning it was a lot of fun; people filling up our entries with questions of "WHO IS THIS?" and laughing at the retarded shit we wrote. But as the years dragged on...well, there's only so many Hooters jokes you can make. Bobcat isn't generating a lot of interest these days. So 1/2 of the founding members (well...the two of us who did the majority of the writing....) decided just a few minutes ago, that we would end the shenanigans and reveal who we are.
Firstly, we all graduated from Fitzgerald High School in Warren, Michigan, in 2003. We were very good friends then, and we remain so to this day. That's about where the similarities end, so here it is, the members of bebes_kids:
LEVI
Levi was an original member, but only wrote a few entries in bebes_kids. He's currently married and has a lovely wife and a son.
MIKE W.
Mike is a big fan of boobs, and wrote more entries than Levi, however he is a very busy man and could not keep it up...in all senses of the word. Mike really likes wearing tight pants (which the girls love for some reason), he's big into politics, and he works at Oak Ridge Markets as a cashier nazi I MEAN head cashier. He's a history major at Oakland University and is currently in China, learning how to be a better communist. (Seriously, he's in China right now). www.myspace.com/soyred
MIKE H.
The second-largest contributer to bebes_kids, Mike has a sense of humor that is offbeat to say the least. He wrote the famous "I spread fluffernutter all over my grandmother's boobies" entry. He is currently "leaning towards business" as a major at Wayne State and has been at Aco Hardware so long I'm pretty sure he's getting the next vacancy on the board of directors. http://www.myspace.com/30560725
CHRIS S.
Most of the harrassing on bebes_kids was done by this guy, mainly because he really doesn't have a life. Chris is more affectionately known as "dirty Uncle Christopher" and kept bebes_kids going far longer than it should have gone. Chris just recently finished paramedic school at Macomb Community College and works as an EMT for an ambulance company. His eventual goal is to be a firefighter, because "chicks love firemen and they love to show them their hooters." http://www.myspace.com/dirty_uncle_christopher
So there you have it folks. Bobcat Godfrey is nothing more than one night's joke taken waaaay too far. Blame Chris if you have to blame anyone. I don't know what's going to become of this journal, but we've had our fun and hopefully we were able to give you all a few laughs in the process.
A question many of you have been asking over the past few years. Well kids, the time has come to reveal the true identiy of Bobcat Godfrey, tell the story behind bebes_kids, and put this thing to rest. It appears that Myspace.com has killed livejournal, and no one reads my entries anymore anyway. So here it goes:
One summer night way back in 2003, four guys with a lot of time on their hands were trying to find the "secret" livejournal of a particular female, that one of them suspected had a thing for him. To do so, they had to buy a paid account in order to use the advanced search tools to locate this so-called secret journal. Well, they had a livejournal account...now they had to make up an identity. The name Bobcat Godfrey was chosen, Bobcat being from Bobcat Goldwaith from "The Police Academy" movies, and Godfrey from that horribly annoying comedian, Gilbert Gottfriend. For some reason, the word "hooters" was being used a lot that night, so we decided that Bobcat's only interest would be "hooters". We never intended to write a single journal entry, but as the night wore on and we got more and more slap happy, we changed our mind. We decided that any of the four of us could update the journal at any one time, but all entries had to be about hooters.
To make it even more interesting, we began adding both complete strangers and people we knew...and some people we only sorta knew...to our friends page. Some found it funny. Others were pissed off. In the beginning it was a lot of fun; people filling up our entries with questions of "WHO IS THIS?" and laughing at the retarded shit we wrote. But as the years dragged on...well, there's only so many Hooters jokes you can make. Bobcat isn't generating a lot of interest these days. So 1/2 of the founding members (well...the two of us who did the majority of the writing....) decided just a few minutes ago, that we would end the shenanigans and reveal who we are.
Firstly, we all graduated from Fitzgerald High School in Warren, Michigan, in 2003. We were very good friends then, and we remain so to this day. That's about where the similarities end, so here it is, the members of bebes_kids:
LEVI
Levi was an original member, but only wrote a few entries in bebes_kids. He's currently married and has a lovely wife and a son.
MIKE W.
Mike is a big fan of boobs, and wrote more entries than Levi, however he is a very busy man and could not keep it up...in all senses of the word. Mike really likes wearing tight pants (which the girls love for some reason), he's big into politics, and he works at Oak Ridge Markets as a cashier nazi I MEAN head cashier. He's a history major at Oakland University and is currently in China, learning how to be a better communist. (Seriously, he's in China right now). www.myspace.com/soyred
MIKE H.
The second-largest contributer to bebes_kids, Mike has a sense of humor that is offbeat to say the least. He wrote the famous "I spread fluffernutter all over my grandmother's boobies" entry. He is currently "leaning towards business" as a major at Wayne State and has been at Aco Hardware so long I'm pretty sure he's getting the next vacancy on the board of directors. http://www.myspace.com/30560725
CHRIS S.
Most of the harrassing on bebes_kids was done by this guy, mainly because he really doesn't have a life. Chris is more affectionately known as "dirty Uncle Christopher" and kept bebes_kids going far longer than it should have gone. Chris just recently finished paramedic school at Macomb Community College and works as an EMT for an ambulance company. His eventual goal is to be a firefighter, because "chicks love firemen and they love to show them their hooters." http://www.myspace.com/dirty_uncle_christopher
So there you have it folks. Bobcat Godfrey is nothing more than one night's joke taken waaaay too far. Blame Chris if you have to blame anyone. I don't know what's going to become of this journal, but we've had our fun and hopefully we were able to give you all a few laughs in the process.