BOBCAT'S GETTING MARRIED!
So someone made a joke to me the other day. They said, "Bobcat, the only way you're gonna get married is if you get one of those mail order brides". Now I had never heard of such a thing, so I looked into it. Apparently, there are lots of Russian women out there who want to meet ME! Seriously, I guess they're just so desperate that they'll marry me without even knowing a damn thing about me! So I've made up my mind: I'm propOsing to Elena ( http://www.sweethearts.ru/en/profile.php?id=850749 )tomorrow.
I hope she says yes! And I hope to see you all at the wedding!
P.S. you know what happens on wedding nights, right? That's right; i get to see some hooters.
I hope she says yes! And I hope to see you all at the wedding!
P.S. you know what happens on wedding nights, right? That's right; i get to see some hooters.