Holy Hooters, Batman!

Jul 19, 2005 02:41

Well the new Batman movie came out this summer. I was impressed with it, however I think I could make a few small adjustments to improve it. How bout a villain who, like Batman, is bird-related and can "fly", but he's Hooterman, or Owlman? Or even better, Breast Man. And all of his henchmen are gorgeous Hooter girls. His weapon would be a turkey baster filled with Jackaroo sauce. Bruce Wayne is such a macho man he'd want to stop and flirt with the Hooters girls, and then BREAST MAN would blast his ass with super-hot chicken wing sauce!!!1

Just an idea. Hey, it's 2:30 in the morning, I haven't updated in two months. I had to come up with something to remind you all that I'm still here, keeping this gimmick alive.

-Bobcat "I'd take Batman's ass down" Godfrey
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