I would have loved to be on this team.
It really doesn't get any better than Hooters and Baseball.
It could only get better if the Hooter ladies were actually playing and they were giving away free wings after each home run. 
But since the latter is not happening the parents should relax because the kids are getting free t-shirts that i would pay ( Read more... )

So I was telling kellie-bellie about a restaurant for guys who like vagina, called Pooners where the girls wear shorts that show off camel toe. Well, the concept could also apply to a restaurant featuring a buff male wait staff. I'd call it "BONER'S", and it would specialize in ribs. Get it? Boners? Ribs? Buff male waiters in tiny shorts? ( Read more... )

This has forever been my favorite intersection. You know why? No, not because the number "69" and "Dyke" are in it. Because of the Hooters billboard. Last month, they changed the billboard and there are now 3, yes 3, Hooters girls on it as opposed to one. That was all fine and dandy, except at the bottom of the sign was directions to the ( Read more... )

Whoa nelly it's been awhile since I wrote about hooterdom. What's happened since then? Not a whole lot. I saw a woman breastfeeding at the mall and kinda freaked out. Apparently it's perfectly normal and natural, according to the security guard who was removing me, and staring is inappropriate. Oh well. Lesson learned ( Read more... )

Has anyone noticed that building on Mound just south of Chicago Rd that has the massive HELP WANTED sign on it? There's nothing that tells what the place does, the name of the business, or anything like that, just a big ol' HELP WANTED sign. My friend speculates that it's an abortion clinic cuz those places never advertise what they really are. ( Read more... )

I went to Hooters of Windsor, Ontario last week. It's the first time I've sampled Hooters outside of the country. I must say I was very pleased with what I saw. Even better, Bobcat is of legal drinking age in Canada, and after several beers, the waitresses were actually welcoming my leering and advances because they wanted my big American ( Read more... )

I bought a new owl. It's name is Hootie, and no i don't own blowfish you douchebags. However, when i bought Hootie the pet license said i must play "Cracked Rear View" after meals so it can have a proper bowel movement. Apparently bad music makes owls poop. Im sorry for any Hootie and the Blowfish fans that may read this but THEIR MUSIC DOES ( Read more... )

So i've been noticing more and more MILFS out in public lately. And I figured out why: Girls that are my age (but mainly slightly older) are at average child-bearing age now. This makes Bobcat Godfrey feel old, but also alone. Lets face it, i'm not exactly a ladies man, and women are few and far between. sure, there was the stuffs her bra chick ( Read more... )

I'd like to know how Q95.5 FM fared at the polls on tuesday. They were paying money to any1 who voted for them. I haven't seen their final results, but I really liked their "airheaded teenage girls who will do anything for a shot of jaeger, including showing their hooters" platform ( Read more... )

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