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I used to think it would be cool to be a porn star. Getting paid for looking at hooters all day sounds like a wonderful job. But then I learned that most porn stars get their start as "the mysterious second penis", which appears from offscreen, blows a load, then withdraws. No ( Read more... )

The other day I realized that there are seven letters in the word "HOOTERS" which means that it could be a phone number. So I dailed the number that coresponds to the letters that spell hooters (i don't wanna get in trouble by posting the number here... but no one reeds my journal anyway so it souldn't matter) and was shocked when an angry MAN ( Read more... )

BEWARE:  this is not a hooters related entry.  if you want to read about hooters AKA boobies AKA jugz AKA bazoongas AKA anything else you want to call them you have come to the wrong place. no hooters will be mentioned.  NOW I HAVE JUST ONE THING TO SAY.

CIDER MILLS SUCK

THE END

Thank you,
Bobcat "still pickin' bees outta my teeth" Godfrey

The cooks at my favorite hooters restaurant have been putting exlax in my food. every time i go there, i come home with a bad case of the shitstorms. and it's not just cuz of the pulled pork sandwich. Brenda, my favorite waitress told me that no one wants me at hooters anymore cuz i "stare too much" and "ask innapropreit questions". Since when ( Read more... )

Only hot girls should hang hawaiian lei's or party beads from the rearview mirrors of their cars. Ugly girls, old ladies, and especially males shouldnt. a lei or beeds hanging from a rearview mirror is a signal that the driver should be examined closely because she is most likely a hot girl and quite possibly has big hooters. it's like lights on ( Read more... )

The latest thing I have done since winning in hooters trivia nite has been a trip to go shopping. I overherd sum hooter girls saying that they liked "surfer boys." SO I decided to go shopping to look like one. Sumhow, I wandered off and managed to find a twenty dollar bill on the ground around victoria secrets (actually in the dressing rooms)! ( Read more... )

Every tuesday is trivia night at Hooters, and let me tell you, Bobcat kickd some ace (which is a way to say "ass w/o swearing). I was the only person in the whole restrant who knew all four asassinated US presidents so I won a chance to compete for the Miller Lite prize vault... whatever that is...so the first thing I did was call up all the kids ( Read more... )

Due to the recent hurricane activity taking place in the atlantic ocean right now i have discovered that hurricanes look a lot like HOOTERS.  Just look at my example below of Hurricane Adolf.  The eye is the nipple, and the surrounding region is the hooter part.  And for you more ungroomed women the outer whispy regions could be the nipple hair if ( Read more... )

I'm sorry i havent updated lately, but in my newest quest to do all things Hooters related I have decided to devote my time to practicing my "club stroke". Of course i'm referring to the Hooters Professional Golf Tour, and my golf swing. So look for Bobcat Godfrey in the next year and I will gladly sign your balls or hooters (Ladies only please ( Read more... )

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle comes out soon it lookz like it's gonna be a funnie moovy. I heart white castle & all, but i think a better film would be "Bobcat Goes to Hooters". i need a friend to make the title better so i'm thinking "Bobcat and Wayne go to Hooters". now all i have to do is make a friend named wayne ( Read more... )