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Your Porn Star Name is: Rodney Rammer
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I used to think it would be cool to be a porn star. Getting paid for looking at hooters all day sounds like a wonderful job. But then I learned that most porn stars get their start as "the mysterious second penis", which appears from offscreen, blows a load, then withdraws. No hooters. Just stunt cock. Not exactly my cup of tea.
This concludes my most raunchy entry since I did a film critique of Debbie Does Dallas.
-Bobcat "Stuntcock" Godfrey
Get your own Porn Star Name
I used to think it would be cool to be a porn star. Getting paid for looking at hooters all day sounds like a wonderful job. But then I learned that most porn stars get their start as "the mysterious second penis", which appears from offscreen, blows a load, then withdraws. No hooters. Just stunt cock. Not exactly my cup of tea.
This concludes my most raunchy entry since I did a film critique of Debbie Does Dallas.
-Bobcat "Stuntcock" Godfrey