Phone Sex?!?!
The other day I realized that there are seven letters in the word "HOOTERS" which means that it could be a phone number. So I dailed the number that coresponds to the letters that spell hooters (i don't wanna get in trouble by posting the number here... but no one reeds my journal anyway so it souldn't matter) and was shocked when an angry MAN answered the phone. He seemed upset that I was calling him "so early in the g*dd@mn morning". Well I'm sorry if I wake up at 4:30 am, but there's lots of hooters in this world an Bobcat isn't gonna see them by sleeping. I was kinda turned off by this man, but then i dialed 1-800-HOOTERS and WAS VERY PLEASED with what I got: a sexy voice recording!!! Not neerly as good as seeing hooters, but it's better than hanging out in Meijers underwear section trying to overhear girls talk about the bras their gonna buy.
Needless to say, it was a great start to Bobcat's day.
Needless to say, it was a great start to Bobcat's day.