Hurricanes=Hooters
Due to the recent hurricane activity taking place in the atlantic ocean right now i have discovered that hurricanes look a lot like HOOTERS. Just look at my example below of Hurricane Adolf. The eye is the nipple, and the surrounding region is the hooter part. And for you more ungroomed women the outer whispy regions could be the nipple hair if let your imagination take you away.
Also, these hooterstorms should also have stripper names and not this Hurricane Bertha garbage. They should also never have man names because that would make me think of saggy man hooters and that by itself is more scarry than the storm.
Finally, if your house were to get destroyed by a hurricane at least it would be cool to say "my house was destroyed by a giant boobie".
Sincerely,
Bobcat "I want to see a giant hooter in the sky" Godfrey