HELP WANTED? Doing what?
Has anyone noticed that building on Mound just south of Chicago Rd that has the massive HELP WANTED sign on it? There's nothing that tells what the place does, the name of the business, or anything like that, just a big ol' HELP WANTED sign. My friend speculates that it's an abortion clinic cuz those places never advertise what they really are. He says that once he went to this place with a "Health Clinic" sign on it to get a rash checked out and the waiting room was full of chicks.
Slutty chicks at that. Cuz the place was an abortion clinic. I think I'm gonna go to that anonymous building on Mound and apply for that job, cuz if it is an abortion clinic, then I'll be able to work with "women of loose morals" all day long. They might even show me their hooters on the first date.
Well, I'm going to go drink some orange soda and work on falsifying my taxes.
Til next time,
-Bobcat "I think I've successfully offended everyone who read this" Godfrey
Slutty chicks at that. Cuz the place was an abortion clinic. I think I'm gonna go to that anonymous building on Mound and apply for that job, cuz if it is an abortion clinic, then I'll be able to work with "women of loose morals" all day long. They might even show me their hooters on the first date.
Well, I'm going to go drink some orange soda and work on falsifying my taxes.
Til next time,
-Bobcat "I think I've successfully offended everyone who read this" Godfrey