From the end of a summary:

review if you like it though, ic an also use helpfull criticizum.

Well, I don't have any criticizums to offer (I'm sure they'd taste zum good!), but I can offer some helpful criticism in spell checking your summary. Or just glancing over it again one more time before posting.

So I'm bored as hell, obsessed with Portal, and keep looking for any fanfics that I might enjoy. Obviously in this search, I found some summaries that made me laugh or groan, and I'm here to share them with the rest of you ( Read more... )

Star Wars like you never wanted to see it.

( No reward is worth THIS. )

As a rabid Detective Conan (Case Closed) fan, I couldn't resist scoping out the newest arrivals aboard the fanfic failboat.  (Sporking in bold.):

A lot of stuff happened in the past. (It's a long show.) And now, with their life in danger, how would they be able to escape their fate that was also known to them as death (or Mr. Love Machine)? FULL ( Read more... )

I bring you more Sweeney Todd summaries! This is a particularly good batch, for certain definitions of "good." My comments are in bold.

( Personification, Callousness, Marty McFly, Fight Faces, Guys and Dolls References, Inadequate Thread Counts, Divas, and Moral Outrage Behind the Cut! )

What's even better than having drunk guys ask you repeatedly if you'd like some food from Taco Bell?

( questionable badfic )

I'm really into the series "Deadman Wonderland" and "Ao no Exorcist" right now.

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I seem to be having a month that makes most badfic look good, and I'm a bit starved for attention. With that in mind, I went to apply my trademark rapier wit and Nathan Fillion love to some of the best of the worst summaries I could find.

( follow me down )

I should be writing my own fiction but I kind of felt in need of a little light entertainment... Instead I went to the Pit of Voles and had a look at some of the more recent NCIS summaries. As always, sporking in bold.

( Spork more... )

Spork it in color! I had a rough day, so I'm going to spork some of the most... um... colorful summaries out there. Sporks and color references (where applicable) in bold.

( sporks in all colors of the rainbow )