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memorysdaughter in badfic_quotes

Technicolor sporks!

Mar 17, 2011 01:26

Spork it in color! I had a rough day, so I'm going to spork some of the most... um... colorful summaries out there. Sporks and color references (where applicable) in bold.

( sporks in all colors of the rainbow )

summaries, icarly, house, ncis, bones, word search, csi

Comments 44

leroaminggnome March 17 2011, 05:32:12 UTC

I dunno, they must be pretty drunk already if the wine bottle is communicating with them.

memorysdaughter March 17 2011, 05:33:47 UTC

It's only a problem if the wine bottle only speaks Spanish.

leroaminggnome March 17 2011, 05:37:32 UTC

You know, the last time I had wine it was from Spain. I'm disappointed at the lack of conversation :(

memorysdaughter March 17 2011, 05:38:44 UTC

And now I'm imagining the three-gallon-jug wine at our local pharmacy... it speaks with a Jersey accent... much like Snooki, if she were a wine jug.

... oh, wait.

*tee-hee*

schizophrenic0 March 17 2011, 05:36:33 UTC

Can Red Leather Pants Really Control Your Mind?

XD That's totally mine.

memorysdaughter March 17 2011, 05:37:32 UTC

Good for you! It made me laugh right out loud! And with the day I had, it was totally what I was looking for. :)

Hope you're not totally offended.

schizophrenic0 March 17 2011, 06:32:02 UTC

Not at all :) I can laugh at myself, and it's all in good fun.

memorysdaughter March 17 2011, 22:42:25 UTC

Awesome. :)

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lonetread March 17 2011, 05:37:31 UTC

Here's the fail! It always fails! And when it comes it makes me wail - FAIL!
I started hyperventilating, I was laughing so hard. Trufax.

He was going to miss her light blue eyes and her silky brown hair.
But nothing else.
*snort* A+.

memorysdaughter March 17 2011, 05:39:04 UTC

You're welcome. :)

plaid_slytherin March 17 2011, 05:50:37 UTC

the blue lab coat enveloping her body was a fetish to him

Is that Tony again, with his Overly Specific Clothing Fetishes?

memorysdaughter March 17 2011, 05:59:10 UTC

No, it's Booth, but maybe they could form a club.

xenaclone March 17 2011, 08:06:51 UTC

>But who is the mysterious green eyed young man, and why did he save Gibbs' life?
Nathan Fillion's eyes aren't green.<

But Scott Bakula's are :-)

>And why is he hiding in the bush with a yellow umbrella?
It's one of those British things.<

Heh. Yellow umbrellas would be a bit...exciting for us. Just saying [GG]

memorysdaughter March 17 2011, 22:44:28 UTC

I must admit that I am not well-traveled. Please forgive my British umbrella ignorance. :)