spork it like it's hot - summaries

[memorysdaughter]

I seem to be having a month that makes most badfic look good, and I'm a bit starved for attention. With that in mind, I went to apply my trademark rapier wit and Nathan Fillion love to some of the best of the worst summaries I could find.

Comments

[sacrificedalice]

"Naff" means something like "not very good". And to "jump" someone can also mean to seduce them.

Anyway. MY EYES!

[memorysdaughter]

Ah. Thank you for the clarifications. :)

[matthias_wave]

I think it's closer to "tasteless". At least that's what Wiktionary says.

[stopwatch_plz]

I can't decide between the CSI ones and the NCIs ones as to my favourites - Catherine and Nick host a memorial dinner for Warrick but end up in a drainage canal fighting for their lives. was particularly fantastic, but Abby says something to Gibbs. Gibbs responds. is pretty close...

:-D

[memorysdaughter]

I was so totally confused by the drainage canal one... how did that even happen? How do you start out describing a party and end up... in a drainage canal?

[potztausend]

"...and double homocide" omg. I can't stop laughing...

[memorysdaughter]

I giggled for awhile.

[kitty69lover]

double homocide is the best thing possible.

[memorysdaughter]

It sure is.

[cuddyclothes]

Oh God, that's my description in "House"! The soft rock one. It's called "The Dig--Later That Night" and was written after the last episode. (Buries face in hands in shame)

As least I didn't beg for reviews...

[memorysdaughter]

I really liked the summary - I was listening to "Rosanna" and I wanted to work it into the spork somehow. And lo and behold, there it was! :)

Thank you for the blatant steal of your summary.

[cuddyclothes]

My...uh...pleasure?

[memorysdaughter]

You are definitely a bigger person than I am. :)