Spaceballs... the Inspiration?
Star Wars like you never wanted to see it.
So... Like, how long does Star Wars last, exactly?
About two hours?
During Qui-Gon's funeral, Obi-Wan finds his attention drifting to Anakin, and he feels a pull that he doesn't quite understand.
Checking out your underage apprentice during your master's funeral? TOTALLY APPROPRIATE
Obi-Wan Kenobi relives a war memory and contemplates old mistakes.
"Mustafar... I can't believe I'm still on Mustafar."
After defeating Luke on Bespin, Darth Vader collects his former lightsaber and reflects upon his life
Perhaps that disembodied hand of your son that's attached to it is an indication you went wrong somewhere?
Okay so Leia is sad about Alderaan and Chewie and her have a heartfelt conversation.
"Walking Carpet Guy, I'm sad about Alderaan. I used to live there, you know."
"UURUURUUAAAA."
"I have no idea what you just said, but I think I feel better now."
The Empire had a very poor image, so when a force-strong daughter of Sidious is "discovered", what's an Emporer to do but use her to his advantage?
Maybe they could cut back on destroying whole defenseless planets just to make a point? Just a thought.
Lucy Skywalker, through the eyes of the most important people in her life.
LUCY?!?
luke gets lessons about a lightsaber from Darth Vader
"Son, there comes a time when a man gets... urges..."
The day Alderaan was blown up by the Death Star-narrated by Darth Vader's daughter, but it isn't Leah.
Oh, so it must be Leia.
Satine and Obi Wan are in love...
Cue the Elephant Love Medley!
A female in the Army of the Republic, Chick struggles to fit in amongst her brothers. OC is a female Clone Trooper.
Um, no?
Follow Striker,a female clone trooper as she battles her way through the Wars.
What again? WHAT PART OF CLONE ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT GETTING?
Anakin and Obiwan have fallen in love. And moreover, everyone is ok with it. The dynmaic duo made it out after all. But not all is well yet. What happens when their hearts are torn apart? I imagine there'd be lots of blood and death and screaming... SEQUAL TO IN THE AREA BETWEEN DARKNESS AND SEDUCTION
... in the area?
Evil death violent mush angst torture fest, normalcy as it can.
Emo salient dingleberry french toast potato Kyle MacLachlan... hey, this is kind of fun.
The Jedi Council has a lot on their plate, but that doesn't mean they can't discuss what's really important, like... fanfiction!
IT'S A TRAP!
So... Like, how long does Star Wars last, exactly?
About two hours?
During Qui-Gon's funeral, Obi-Wan finds his attention drifting to Anakin, and he feels a pull that he doesn't quite understand.
Checking out your underage apprentice during your master's funeral? TOTALLY APPROPRIATE
Obi-Wan Kenobi relives a war memory and contemplates old mistakes.
"Mustafar... I can't believe I'm still on Mustafar."
After defeating Luke on Bespin, Darth Vader collects his former lightsaber and reflects upon his life
Perhaps that disembodied hand of your son that's attached to it is an indication you went wrong somewhere?
Okay so Leia is sad about Alderaan and Chewie and her have a heartfelt conversation.
"Walking Carpet Guy, I'm sad about Alderaan. I used to live there, you know."
"UURUURUUAAAA."
"I have no idea what you just said, but I think I feel better now."
The Empire had a very poor image, so when a force-strong daughter of Sidious is "discovered", what's an Emporer to do but use her to his advantage?
Maybe they could cut back on destroying whole defenseless planets just to make a point? Just a thought.
Lucy Skywalker, through the eyes of the most important people in her life.
LUCY?!?
luke gets lessons about a lightsaber from Darth Vader
"Son, there comes a time when a man gets... urges..."
The day Alderaan was blown up by the Death Star-narrated by Darth Vader's daughter, but it isn't Leah.
Oh, so it must be Leia.
Satine and Obi Wan are in love...
Cue the Elephant Love Medley!
A female in the Army of the Republic, Chick struggles to fit in amongst her brothers. OC is a female Clone Trooper.
Um, no?
Follow Striker,a female clone trooper as she battles her way through the Wars.
What again? WHAT PART OF CLONE ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT GETTING?
Anakin and Obiwan have fallen in love. And moreover, everyone is ok with it. The dynmaic duo made it out after all. But not all is well yet. What happens when their hearts are torn apart? I imagine there'd be lots of blood and death and screaming... SEQUAL TO IN THE AREA BETWEEN DARKNESS AND SEDUCTION
... in the area?
Evil death violent mush angst torture fest, normalcy as it can.
Emo salient dingleberry french toast potato Kyle MacLachlan... hey, this is kind of fun.
The Jedi Council has a lot on their plate, but that doesn't mean they can't discuss what's really important, like... fanfiction!
IT'S A TRAP!