A friend posted this..corn fest on her plurk. Naturally I had to check it out. Gadzooks...tis like walking in a field of corn. Sporking in bold~

Summary: Two months after the defeat of Aizen and the completion of his training under Yoruichi and Kisuke to regain his Soul Reaper powers, Ichigo Kurosaki plans to invite his friend Orihime Inoue to ( Read more... )

Bleach fandom...why you always gotta go and produce such complete and utter ooc fanfic doo-doo's? XD Sporking in bold, fanfic in regular text.

Strawberry Lovers

( My head hurts now....*whimpers* )

"!" came a loud, annoying, familiar voice.

Say wut now? XD Ah Bleach fandom! Your badfic quotes always tend to strike from the shadows and leave me dumbfounded XD

Its been a while since I've sporked something and lo and behold, a friend of mine showed me this drabble on an LJ comm. Sporking in bold as always.

( OOC-ness ahoy! )

The phrase of the day is "7 minutes in heaven". I've seen way too many of these fics, so I've decided to take my sporky revenge. Sporking in bold.

( Uncreative titles, ahoy! )

There's so many things I could pick out of this fic (Namely, that these are some of the worst run-on sentences I've come across in a LONG time in the first chapter) and the very plot itself of Ichigo being a sex maniac that gets off on making AV videos is worth a post at at least one badfic snark board, but I'll be kind and just leave it at this:

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Every now and then I wander to ffn to see if any good Bleach fics pop up that haven't also been posted to LJ.

I usually end up running away due to the bad summaries that are oh-so-evident over there. My comments in bold.

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Don't you just hate it when you're having sex  in the same room as your OC baby but you don't notice that he's not there because he is being killed in another room and there is no explanation behind why he was killed or even who did it and then he is reincarnated and the rest of the story is funny but it's not the kind of funny that the author was ( Read more... )

Usually it's pretty easy to tell from the summary that a Bleach fanfic is going to be godawful, but this story lacked an OC warning. Then the author opened the fic with an OC character profile.

Description: In the begining she has short brownish with a silght black accents hair color with red eyes. She is always respected and is the strongest ( Read more... )

I love the Crossover Fanfiction section over at The Pit. I do. It's the only place I can go when I get a hankerin' for a Twilight and Bleach crossover. And I found a great one called "Twilight and Bleach" even if it's more of a Twilight fic with mentions of Bleach."What happens when our favorite characters find out the awesomeness of Bleach? Why is ( Read more... )