I love the Crossover Fanfiction section over at The Pit. I do. It's the only place I can go when I get a hankerin' for a Twilight and Bleach crossover. And I found a great one called "
Twilight and Bleach" even if it's more of a Twilight fic with mentions of Bleach.
"What happens when our favorite characters find out the awesomeness of Bleach? Why is Bella hyper? post BD."
At first I thought "BD" was supposed to be an emoticon and then I stopped being an idiot. Kinda.
Sporking in bold.
“Oh my God, Edward have you ever read Bleach?” Bella was extremely hyper and had just finished book one of the Bleach manga.
If I had to give this fic points for something, like if I was being held at gun point, it'd be that it gets straight to the point.
“No Bella…. Why would I read a cleaning product?” Edward said, looking very confused at his wife’s new hyperness.
Hahaha! B-because Bleach and bleach are the same word! It's a cleaning product, you guys XD! What a hilarious and refreshing display of wit.
There's some waffle from a random narrator, let's assume that it's Edward, and then the first chapter ends after an astounding 141 words. Although there is a classic badfic a/n at the end...
So ya… 10 reviews to continue and I don’t know how to so help would be awesome.
I'm not sure why 10 people would review a story written by someone who admits to having no idea where the story is going or why someone would offer to help with the story. But both of these things must have happened since there's a second chapter.
The second chapter is longer and has Alice and Emmett in it but otherwise it's pretty much the same as the first chapter - the author even reuses the ol' 'Bleach = bleach' joke. Here's an extract in which Edward and Bella don't appreciate Alice seemingly criticizing the books manga:
“FORGET the BOOKS!!! Are you INSANE???” Edward loudly wanted to know. Bella, fired up by his wrath, adopted the same position.
“Yeah, Alice! What is WRONG with you??? You can’t forget the books!”
This is how Bleach fans actually behave.