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Catching up on National Poetry Month
Yesterday among other things I managed to drop extremely thick hot chocolate on the floor of a charity shop while juggling a book of poetry and reading from it. Said hot chocolate went everywhere, so I (having cleaned it up because I Ain't No Fuckin' Animal and those people are volunteers yo) bought the book by way of an apology; it is 1 poem a day ( Read more... ) -
My brain has let me sleep very little at times when it would be useful
BUT in between torturing me with a lot of nonsensical shit I won't go into and some tedious hypnogogic stuff which revealed how dull my priorities are at the moment (OMG WHAT IF THE REFURB AT THE GYM REMOVES EQUIPMENT I WANT TO USE? WHAT IF I'M ACTUALLY BEING VERY LAZY AFTER ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DOING TRX CLASSES WITH WEIGHTS WHY CAN I NOT STOMACH ( Read more... ) -
unsurprisingly i already had the "humanity can fucking die" tag
So last night I didn't sleep until I knocked myself with a sleeping pill and even then it took an abhorrently long time, when GUESS WHAT, I couldn't get out of bed again in the morning early enough to go to the gym (this is probably just as well as I am INCREDIBLY FUCKING SORE), and took myself off to, as mentioned on Tumblr, pay a man £200 (plus ( Read more... ) -
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I don't know if this works as an entire outline (I mean, I've left off the context etc, this is very much the bullet points) for Act One of Tourist's Guide but it's a better bare bones than I had:
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TDoV and other things
GYM: Started and closed with military presses, which seems to be a functional way to approach things. This worked DESPITE me having to take not only two Night Nurse but also two (TWO) nuclear strength sleeping pills (The ones that are running out, you know) AND spend the occasional hour or two trying to persuade Jess to stop hitting me in the head ( Read more... ) -
Do not feel like talking.
Do not feel like sleeping or eating either apparently, thanks body ( Read more... ) -
Weekend whatever
Did some stuff and went to some places. You know. I think I dined ( Read more... ) -
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"Did you go to the gym today Derek?"
"No, I woke up at 4pm and literally couldn't walk; foam rollering and Deep Heat have stopped me looking like a velociraptor marionette and my dinner was a fucking milkshake, leave me alone."
Health statusbags under eyes: binliners ( Read more... ) -
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Well I sure just got made to stand in the cold and walk around the entire Isle of Dogs because someone had glycerine on their fucking car. -
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STILL SICK, it's been nearly two weeks now, FUCK OFF ( Read more... )