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[apiphile]

"Did you go to the gym today Derek?"
"No, I woke up at 4pm and literally couldn't walk; foam rollering and Deep Heat have stopped me looking like a velociraptor marionette and my dinner was a fucking milkshake, leave me alone."

Health statusbags under eyes: binliners

Comments

[tsuki_no_bara]

actual jessica hugging a giant stuffed bear is totally adorable. also, "new moon loon" sounds like someone who turns into a lunatic (or, um, a water bird) for the new moon.

wait, a romanian woman got thrown into the thames? what the fuck? (not that the us is any better when it comes to immigrants, but still, what the fuck?)

[apiphile]

instead it is london's oldest asian supermarket! but also doesn't have the ajishima cups. I think they've stopped importing them.

she was a tourist who fell off the bridge during the twat-with-the-hyundai incident

[wolfy_writing]

Holy shit! That is abolutely time for rest and no gym, and eating whatever low-effort Contains Some Nutrients stuff you can manage.

[apiphile]

Well I'm eating but as compensation I now have a fucking outbreak of some sort of allergic thing on my shoulders

[wolfy_writing]

Shit. No luck at all this week.