In a few moments, I will be wearing a suit.

Yes, I know the thought of it just made 90% of you faint, 9% of you drool and the last 1% of you stroke it a little. Thats allright, its perfectly okay to feel the way you are feeling ( Read more... )

What was your last injury?

Be creative. Answer me this time.

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Both firebringer and midniteanguish tagged me

I'll bite I suppose, though, I am gonna change it up a bit

Five favorite sexual things and with whom
1. Reverse Cowgirl - nowa07
2. Dutch Oven - angelofdisease
3. Filthy Sanchez - mark_goenen
4. Rodeo - evilsedusa
and of course
5. 69 - alarmed

I am talented

Tagging

1. Whomever
2. You
3. Them
4. Us
5. The Philadelphia 76ers

What do you collect?

Answer me.

So really ( Read more... )

OMG leik im on tha west cost and liek idol is on tha tv now, an like thay sey its lik live yaknow?
so liek, i come to fin out that carrie underwood is the new idle, an shes a slut.
im so mad at seacrest cuz he lies. says show its live
bullshit


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So I checked my userinfo page today, and found some mew additions. I don't know why, I am quite boring. Underneath that friends only sheath lies an overabundance of ( Read more... )

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To: All the girls that are on my friendslist, All the girls who may see this and All the girls... I’ve loved before...

From: Eric H

Re: My icon

Dear Above Aforementioned et al.

Thank you all for your recent concern, concerning our “vaginal pear” icon. We here at alarmed Inc. take your concerns very sincerely, and we strive to ( Read more... )