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In a few moments, I will be wearing a suit.
Yes, I know the thought of it just made 90% of you faint, 9% of you drool and the last 1% of you stroke it a little. Thats allright, its perfectly okay to feel the way you are feeling.
I have to go to a wedding where I will be the best man. I mentally prepared for this, because in my circle-jerk of friends, no one has gotten married until now. I know some people who have gotten engaged prematurely, but no one has sealed the deal.
Marriage, its kind of odd. Such a happy time for people, for instance, the lovely helenangel is finally going to make an innocent man out of her fiancee, and she is ecstatic about it. I think its awesome for her.
Where as for my male friends, its feels kind of like a death in the family:. "Oh man, not Mark, its too soon. He had so much to live for! He just got that tattoo and the penile enlargement pills are finally working!"
But hey, its your foot, go ahead and shoot yourself in it. Enough about that, lets focus on me a little bit more.
Getting to be best man is an interesting feeling for me, having never done it before. I popped in all sorts of movies to try to figure out the best man role and I am debating on how to perform my acts. Should I be the guy who does the whole "I've known so and so for X years, and this reminds me of that time where we did this embarrassing thing, and it turned into a male bonding moment where we pledged this, so here we are." Followed by the oh so fake "And to the new Mrs. Shmuck-who-got-married, I couldn't imagine a better generic compliment to give you that wasn't read from the hallmark website".
Just so you know, I don't frequent the hallmark website, only for curiosities sake.
Well, need to get ready. Don't worry, I wont let you know how it goes, all I am hoping is the bridesmaids look better than the bride. Bonus if they're as hot as justdana happy early birthday dear!
Yes, I know the thought of it just made 90% of you faint, 9% of you drool and the last 1% of you stroke it a little. Thats allright, its perfectly okay to feel the way you are feeling.
I have to go to a wedding where I will be the best man. I mentally prepared for this, because in my circle-jerk of friends, no one has gotten married until now. I know some people who have gotten engaged prematurely, but no one has sealed the deal.
Marriage, its kind of odd. Such a happy time for people, for instance, the lovely helenangel is finally going to make an innocent man out of her fiancee, and she is ecstatic about it. I think its awesome for her.
Where as for my male friends, its feels kind of like a death in the family:. "Oh man, not Mark, its too soon. He had so much to live for! He just got that tattoo and the penile enlargement pills are finally working!"
But hey, its your foot, go ahead and shoot yourself in it. Enough about that, lets focus on me a little bit more.
Getting to be best man is an interesting feeling for me, having never done it before. I popped in all sorts of movies to try to figure out the best man role and I am debating on how to perform my acts. Should I be the guy who does the whole "I've known so and so for X years, and this reminds me of that time where we did this embarrassing thing, and it turned into a male bonding moment where we pledged this, so here we are." Followed by the oh so fake "And to the new Mrs. Shmuck-who-got-married, I couldn't imagine a better generic compliment to give you that wasn't read from the hallmark website".
Just so you know, I don't frequent the hallmark website, only for curiosities sake.
Well, need to get ready. Don't worry, I wont let you know how it goes, all I am hoping is the bridesmaids look better than the bride. Bonus if they're as hot as justdana happy early birthday dear!