Well, what the fuck. I gained 3 new friend of's since the last time I noticed. What is odd, is that this is a friends only, and rarely updated journal, oh, and they're russian. I don't know russian. I know a russian. We call him Ivan the Terrible. Sometimes we call him Ivan (pronounced ee-von) Grozny. Grozny being the capatal of Chechnya, for you ( Read more... )

A while ago, my dad had the part time job honor of phone book delivery. The company that had the contract to insert a favorite among us all: AOL CD's.

In strict defiance, and laziness, my dad decided not to deliver the 1000 AOL CD's, instead giving them to me.

To dispose of, of course.


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The new Opeth and the new Hypocrisy CD's kick the shit out of and give a thorough proctology exam with no glove to anything you're listening to right now.

I am giving these CD's away to anyone who wants them ( Read more... )

Nothing new to report.

Notible dates:
July 30th - Start week vacation
August 11 - Ozzfest @ White River Ampetheatre
August 20 - Slap killpill with my cock
August 30 - Opeth, new CD
September 23 - NIN @ Key Arena
September 27 - Ill Nino, new CD

Respect.

As requested, my top ten, in no particular order, hottest known celebrities/personalities

( The lucky ladies )

I am going back to school as of tonight.

What do you have to say about that?

Some of you may know, I - through roundabout ways - got a new TV. This is not your ordinary punk ass tv like most of you own, no, this tv is a behemoth 52 inch, kick the shit out of you, wonderfilled porno watching machine ( Read more... )