Tagged from the_drug_fiend
As requested, my top ten, in no particular order, hottest known celebrities/personalities
Jennie Finch
Both sadly and happily, Jennie is a recent addition to my brain. I'm sure some of you know who she is. She pitches softball for some women's softball team. Hence why I hadn't heard about her until recently... I mean, if it doesn't involve porn or nudity, then I don't pay attention to so called "Women's sports"
Danica Patrick
The phenom in Indy Car. She's trying to make a name for herself on behalf of all women trying to make it in auto racing. I say great! It'll kill the insurance industry stereotype that women are better drivers than men.
Catherine Zeta-Alarmed
Duh. She doesn't know it yet, but she will be mine. One way or another, you hear me Michael, I'm commin for your wife.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Not much of a surprise here. Theres a lot of hot women in Hollywood, but SMG is a cake and cock taker. I have that scene from Cruel Intentions (all of them) replaying 24/7 in my head.
Princess Madeleine
The passe art of having a royal family has shed some pretty nasty creatures, and made millions of people study something as worthless as trigonometry, but shit... heres a nice pearl in the oyster. Princess Madeleine is in the Swedish Royal family. Are you surprised? They have some of the best stuff in the world in Sweden, like their metal music, which kicks the shit out of all of the music you like combined.
killpill's mom
A lot of people think of one thing when they think of deepest darkest africa: a hotbed of nasty diseases (ebola anyone?). Well, now we have our human synonym right here. Its okay killpill, you'll get your money next week.
Sandy Allen
I stand stoutly at 5'9", short by a lot of guys comparison. Most girls I know are roughly the same height as me, and I don't tower over anyone except Mark_goenen when he's been bad. Sandy stands at 7'amazing" and what I wouldn't give to climb that mountain.
Cristina Scabbia
This hottie can sing to me anytime. I introduce you to the real female partial metal singer of the band Lacuna Coil. A far superior band of the newly forgotten Evanescence. Lacuna Coil has been around longer and performs way better music.
Natalie Wood
This is me trying to show you guys my artsy side by picking a incredibly beautiful woman from movies past. Note how I used a black and white picture to distinguish a certian sense of style missing from todays Hollywood starletts. Was this choice believable, or should I have just put Scarlett Johansson up and professed my perverted fantasies about her.
Aishwarya Rai
As they say in India: alalalalalalalalalalalablaaaalalalalla lala alalaaala maaalaaala, which loosley translates to: Yummy.
I am supposed to tag people, but that tagging thing is stupid, and no one ever listens to me anyways. So have a good weekend.
Jennie Finch
Both sadly and happily, Jennie is a recent addition to my brain. I'm sure some of you know who she is. She pitches softball for some women's softball team. Hence why I hadn't heard about her until recently... I mean, if it doesn't involve porn or nudity, then I don't pay attention to so called "Women's sports"
Danica Patrick
The phenom in Indy Car. She's trying to make a name for herself on behalf of all women trying to make it in auto racing. I say great! It'll kill the insurance industry stereotype that women are better drivers than men.
Catherine Zeta-Alarmed
Duh. She doesn't know it yet, but she will be mine. One way or another, you hear me Michael, I'm commin for your wife.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Not much of a surprise here. Theres a lot of hot women in Hollywood, but SMG is a cake and cock taker. I have that scene from Cruel Intentions (all of them) replaying 24/7 in my head.
Princess Madeleine
The passe art of having a royal family has shed some pretty nasty creatures, and made millions of people study something as worthless as trigonometry, but shit... heres a nice pearl in the oyster. Princess Madeleine is in the Swedish Royal family. Are you surprised? They have some of the best stuff in the world in Sweden, like their metal music, which kicks the shit out of all of the music you like combined.
killpill's mom
A lot of people think of one thing when they think of deepest darkest africa: a hotbed of nasty diseases (ebola anyone?). Well, now we have our human synonym right here. Its okay killpill, you'll get your money next week.
Sandy Allen
I stand stoutly at 5'9", short by a lot of guys comparison. Most girls I know are roughly the same height as me, and I don't tower over anyone except Mark_goenen when he's been bad. Sandy stands at 7'amazing" and what I wouldn't give to climb that mountain.
Cristina Scabbia
This hottie can sing to me anytime. I introduce you to the real female partial metal singer of the band Lacuna Coil. A far superior band of the newly forgotten Evanescence. Lacuna Coil has been around longer and performs way better music.
Natalie Wood
This is me trying to show you guys my artsy side by picking a incredibly beautiful woman from movies past. Note how I used a black and white picture to distinguish a certian sense of style missing from todays Hollywood starletts. Was this choice believable, or should I have just put Scarlett Johansson up and professed my perverted fantasies about her.
Aishwarya Rai
As they say in India: alalalalalalalalalalalablaaaalalalalla lala alalaaala maaalaaala, which loosley translates to: Yummy.
I am supposed to tag people, but that tagging thing is stupid, and no one ever listens to me anyways. So have a good weekend.